Tyson Fury

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The Week's Most Barbarian, Contrarian, and Totalitarian Headlines NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP DEEMED A "€œBIGOT"€ A self-described Irish Gypsy named Tyson Fury became the ...

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The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Queasiest Headlines A SUDDEN SPURT OF WHITE STUDENT UNIONS From November 20-22, thirty-one separate groups representing college campus ...

Woodrow Wilson

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The Week's Most Grating, Race-Baiting, and Nauseating Headlines PURGING WOODROW WILSON FROM PRINCETON America’s black college students and their guilt-wracked white ...

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The Week's Most Atomic, Islamic, and Tragicomic Headlines UGLY MUSLIM WOMAN: "€˜I DON"€™T DATE WHITE MEN"€™ Last Friday evening in France, Islamic extremists"€”some of ...

Derrick Stafford and Norris Greenhouse, Jr.

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The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines TWO BLACK LOUISIANA COPS CHARGED WITH MURDER IN SHOOTING DEATH OF SIX-YEAR-OLD WHITE BOY According to the Washington ...

Adolf Hitler

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The Week's Most Fascinating, Lacerating, and Exasperating Headlines KILLING BABY HITLER Simply because The New York Times was, is, and always will be the most respected and ...

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The Week's Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines BIBI ABSOLVES ADOLF Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just so happens to be Jewish, sparked a thunderous outcry ...

Stone Mountain carving

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The Week's Dreamiest, Steamiest, and Seamiest Headlines M.L.K. RETURNS TO THE MOUNTAINTOP The Right Reverend Holy Martin Lucifer King is a huge inspiration to rainbow-colored ...

Louis Farrakhan

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The Week's Most Timeless, Mindless, and Spineless Headlines JUSTICE...OR ELSE WHAT? The Honorable Righteous Bean-Pie-Slingin’ Minister Louis Farrakhan"€”who helms an ...

Ethel & Julius Rosenberg

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The Week's Most Fabled, Mislabeled, and Transabled Headlines NYC HONORS ETHEL ROSENBERG Ethel Rosenberg, who along with her husband Julius formed America’s Most Hated ...

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The Week's Most Fumbling, Bumbling, and Stumbling Headlines NORMALIZING PEDOPHILIA After the Supreme Court normalized gay marriage in June, many predicted that it wouldn’t ...

Matt Damon

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The Week's Most Dissonant, Insolent, and Ignorant Headlines ACTOR MATT DAMON CHASTISED FOR NOT REALIZING THAT HIS WHITENESS IS PROBLEMATIC Actor Matt Damon is best known for ...

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The Week's Most Acidic, Hasidic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines EUROPE LOVES ITS NEW REFUGEES! As CNN and USA Today tell the story, the citizens of Europe erupted on Saturday in an ...

Kim Davis, Carter County Correctional Center

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The Week's Most Abrasive, Persuasive, and Invasive Headlines LETTER FROM A KENTUCKY JAIL Kim Davis is the aggressively homely county clerk of Rowan, Kentucky who is currently in ...

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The Week's Most Febrile, Infantile, and Juvenile Headlines WILL DRESDEN BURN AGAIN? As everyone knows, Germany is the most evil place in the history of the universe. Therefore, ...

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The Week's Most Jarring, Scarring, and Alarming Headlines DO BLACK LIVES MATTER IF THE GUY’S NOT REALLY BLACK? A mere two months after Rachel Dolezal smeared the ...


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