The Week That Perished

President Trump

The Week That Perished, Apr 5

The Week’s Most Dyspeptic, Antiseptic, and Narcoleptic Headlines IS CORONAVIRUS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO TRUMP? The thing about ideologues is that they will exploit ...

The Week That Perished, Mar 29

If someone shoots up the FRC again, will the SPLC get away with it ...

Robert Mugabe

The Week That Perished, Mar 22

Apparently Charles M. Schulz’s corpse didn’t learn anything from our bold ...

The Week That Perished, Mar 15

Beware of anyone who apologizes without also handing you a check for a million ...

The Week That Perished, Mar 8

It’s more likely that in Iran, the coronavirus will spread through the shrine-licking Muslim’s body rather than any of Allah’s ...

Ilhan Omar

The Week That Perished, Mar 1

In case you were unaware—or, more likely, you were so keenly aware that you decided it was wise to keep your mouth shut decades ago, which is why you still have a job and ...

Francisco Franco

The Week That Perished, Feb 23

Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely ...

The Week That Perished, Feb 16

China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any ...

Amber Heard

The Week That Perished, Feb 9

At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever ...

Lamington

The Week That Perished, Feb 2

Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of ...

Michael Bloomberg

The Week That Perished, Jan 26

Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you ...

Vince Vaughn

The Week That Perished, Jan 19

If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone ...

The Week That Perished, Jan 12

Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as ...

Major General Qassem Soleimani

The Week That Perished, Jan 5

We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life ...

Robert De Niro

The Week That Perished, Dec 29

The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor ...

President Donald Trump

The Week That Perished, Dec 21

They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still ...

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