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Beware of anyone who apologizes without also handing you a check for a million dollars.


Francisco Franco

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Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely dumb.

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China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any given time.

Amber Heard

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At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever after.

Lamington

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Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of anti-racism.

Michael Bloomberg

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Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you do?

Vince Vaughn

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If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone would have had to have said, at least once in their 70+ years, something along the lines of “I desire an all-white nation.”

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Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as effeminate.

Major General Qassem Soleimani

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We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life problems.

Robert De Niro

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President Donald Trump

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They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still won.

Greta Thunberg

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The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the oppressed.


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