Prank-Calling the Police State

This all happened last week: "€¢ In South Dakota, someone claiming to be a 16-year-old ...


Malcolm McDowell

The Science of Cool

About 30 years ago, I set out to write an essay"€”that sounds so pretentious, sorry"€”...


The Longest Distance Between Two Points

If there is one thing Americans love even more than a revolution, it is a mystery. Hence, ...


This Country Was Not Built by Beta Males

You know the pendulum has swung too far to the left when you say, "€œThere's nothing wro...


Occam’s Butter Knife

With Barack Obama solemnly recounting for us last Friday how being black in America has pe...


Lock Me Up and Throw Away the Smokes

In the epilogue to Crime and Punishment, Dostoyevsky provides the reader with a harsh, swi...


Robert De Niro

Guns and Whites

Covert agendas play a sizable role in the gun-control debate. If you were to pay attention...


Jodi Arias

The Slop Has Oozed out of the Pigpen

These past months have been awash in the most crass sex crimes of recent memory. In each i...


Sherry West

The Irrational (Yet Perfectly Understandable) Nature of Blood Vengeance

On a sunny September afternoon when I was eight, I was standing on the concrete steps outs...


KKK is the New UFO

The current identity-politics hysteria was launched about a year ago (conveniently enough ...


Johnny Depp as John Dillinger in Pubic Enemies

The Dead Soul of Adam Lanza

“No set of laws can eliminate evil from the world, or prevent every senseless act of...


Torch Mobs for Tolerance

As I type this from my heavily black neighborhood, I hark back to my wigger days and recal...


Trayvon Martin

Trayvonnosaurus Rex

According to the police report of his fatal shooting on the night of February 26, Trayvon ...


Zooey Deschanel

Invisible Children

My friends became humanitarians this week. They shared a 30-minute video with me on Facebo...