High Society

How Bimbos Saved the American Republic

November 10, 2012

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To understand how bimbos disrupt the family’s genetic legacy, consider the likelihood of an exceptionally clever bimbo. If the odds of being smart are, say, 1 in 5, and the odds of being sufficiently stunning to attract a wealthy man to marriage are also 1 in 5, the odds of both exceptional brains and exceptional beauty are 1 in 25. In other words, discerning a woman of great beauty before you, one’s best guess of intelligence is “modest.”

Thus, when our scion sashays off to mate and settles on a magnificent piece of ass, this glamour will be paid for with children of near normal mental endowment though physically attractive thanks to mom’s genes. Call it the “€œKennedy model of human capital development.”€ The bimbo has destroyed dynastic intellectual power at its source. It is hard to imagine life being otherwise. Why should rich men of second-generation wealth settle for brainy Plain Janes when stunners with spectacular bedroom skills are conveniently available? Who could believe that the elite so readily destroy their cognitive advantage, attempt to do it so often, and have so much pleasure doing it?

The gossip pages regularly tell this story. The physically nondescript founder and his dowdy wife raise some “solid” children who continue the family fortune. Junior’s wife is, however, far more valuable as a sexy knockout than as breeding stock. Their children grow up in a world of catered indulgences from attentive nannies and possess all the self-control of a lifelong welfare recipient hitting the big jackpot lottery. These progeny are often plagued by school problems, alcohol and drug abuse, legal scraps, and difficulties in holding even no-show, no-work jobs. Their calamities support a well-paid army of fixers and advisors euphemistically called “longtime friends of the family” whose job it is to avert attention-getting disaster and shield the family’s name.

For those worried about America becoming a plutocracy, bimbos are the unsung heroes, our magnificent hidden resource. Thousands of bimbos have given of themselves to rescue America from domination by a hereditary plutocracy. This contribution is easy to overlook, especially given the lavish lifestyle of these empty-headed sexpots, but it is real.

Still, like a clean environment and abundant energy, this resource is best appreciated after its depletion. What if today’s high-tech billionaires suddenly lusted after Harvard JDs and state-of-the-art MBAs? What if marrying a buxom space cadet goes out of style among the Kennedys or Gettys? The consequences are as clear as they are dangerous: a nation ruled by an elite combining wealth and brains. We must not let this happen. We must insure that no promising bright young men from leading families be denied the advantages of gorgeous loose women. Let us celebrate the gift of bimbo genes to the preservation of democracy.

 

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