The Week’s Most Archy, Starchy, and Ides of Marchy Headlines DOG POUNDED Last week was a complicated one for blacks and dogs. First to Pittsburg. No, not Pittsburgh. That’s in Pennsylvania. Pittsburg is in California, in the San Francisco Bay Area. Pittsburg used to be heavily black, which is why, unlike its PA counterpart, the “h” was removed. Because nothing in a black city is silent. These days, Pittsburg is only 15 percent black, with Hispanics comprising a near majority. Needless to say, racial discord has divided the blacks and beans, making Pittsburg worse than Pittsburgh, a ...
The Week’s Most Gladdening, Saddening, and March Maddening Headlines GLADYS KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD The 2006 Night of the Living Dead remake features a creepy mortician who’s pathologically ...
The Week’s Most Handy, Sandy, and Ramadandy Headlines WE ARE THE CHURLED The devastating L.A. fires that raged from Malibu to the Hollywood Hills affected hundreds of the entertainment ...
The Week’s Most Mirthing, Girthing, and Presidential-Birthing Headlines HUSTLERAS The 2019 movie Hustlers told the real-life story of a multiracial group of scheming strippers ...
The Week’s Most Narrowing, Harrowing, and Cupid-Arrowing Headlines HURTY GURDY It was the worst week for Sweden since that time the Muppet chef made ribbestek and nobody ever ...
The Week’s Most Larking, Barking, and Rosa Parking Headlines BUS BOYS As reported last week, L.A. Metro made all subway rides free during the course of the fire emergencies in ...
The Week’s Most Shaking, Baking, and Year-of-the-Snaking Headlines DOODLER DIDDLER Darrin Bell had it all...Pulitzer-winning Trump-hating black political cartoonist for the ...
The Week’s Most Tiresome, Miresome, and On-Firesome Headlines CLOWNTOWN L.A. You know you have a frail infrastructure when a birthday clown can cripple your power grid. Two ...
The Week’s Most Swelling, Smelling, and Biden-Farewelling Headlines GRANDMA THROWSES Animal rights, animal wrongs. A new study claims that vegans are more likely to be ...
The Week’s Most Aching, Staking, and Resolution-Breaking Headlines MALAISE AT REST Jimmy Carter has passed, and whatever your political affiliation, everyone can agree that ...
The Week’s Most Leary, Dreary, and New Yeary Headlines INMATE, OUTMATE Biden concluded 2024 by commuting the sentences of every federal death row inmate, including ...
The Week’s Most Mingling, Singling, and Kris Kringling Headlines A DINGBAT ATE ME BABY Remember the good old days when Australians and New Zealanders were thought of as rugged ...
The Week’s Most Snowing, Blowing, and Ho-Ho-Ho-ing Headlines DEARTH PENALTY Scandinavians have a problem when it comes to crime and punishment. As in, they don’t punish ...
The Week’s Most Barreling, Caroling, and Gay-Appareling Headlines OLD MAN RAGING RIVER This post-Thanksgiving story could be subtitled “jive turkey becomes unalive ...
The Week’s Most Wrecking, Henpecking, and Hall-Decking Headlines OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKÉ The word is out in L.A.: Don’t drink the water. Because another wacky Asian chick has ...
The Week’s Most Sectioning, Detectioning, and Post-Electioning Headlines ALMOND JOYLESS Kamala Harris should’ve seen the warning signs. When the sequel to the Joaquin Phoenix ...
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