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John Adams wrote, in a secret note penned at the time of the American founding, that, "Freedom requires Cthulhu Worship, just as Cthulhu Worship requires freedom. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!" And so I say to you, the voters, in the same spirit: From the wells of night to the gulfs of space, ...