J.J. Sefton

J.J. Sefton

J.J. Sefton spent over 40 years in both advertising as a creative director, as well as in motion pictures, both in front of the camera and as a screenwriter. He now aggregates the news and editorializes the day's top stories for the Morning Report at Ace of Spades HQ and his own CutJibNewsletter, where he also co-hosts a twice-weekly podcast. He is also the author of The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World. A native of Brooklyn, Sefton escaped New York in 2022 and now resides in southern Wisconsin.

Francis Scott Key Bridge

Like a Bridge Over Maxine Waters

I don’t think I could have chosen a better or more appropriate metaphor for the abject disastrous state that this nation finds itself mired in than what happened this past Tuesday morning in Baltimore. And the cherry on top of this parfait of flaming horse dung—a sack of which, appropriately ...

Bloody Knows (or Taken Completely Out of Kotex)

Nashville, TN, along with many other urban areas that have suffered for years, even decades, under Democrat-Leftist control, was not immune from the “mostly peaceful” Burning, Looting, and Murdering that took place during that long hot summer of 2020. In fact, Nashville was rocked by violence ...

Supporters of president Michel Martelly. Cap-Haitien, 2013.

It Takes a Pillage

For Joey “Sponge-Brain Sh*ts-Pants” Biden and the Democrat Left, it’s the best of times and the worst of times. As three-plus years of an intentionally erased border and the concomitant flood of over 8 million undocumented, unvetted foreigners have caused untold havoc on the safety and ...

Barack Obama

Don’t Fire Until You See the Whites

Sixteen years ago this July, the then-presumptive nominee of the Democrat Party for president, Barack Obama, gave a pre–Independence Day speech in Colorado Springs, featuring the usual platitudes about our history, our heritage, and the meaning of the day. Considering his shady past and life ...

If It Saves Just One Life…

Whatever inalienable right or God-given freedom you are born with that the Democrat Left seeks to diminish or strip from you altogether on the pretext of safety or security, via laws, regulations, or executive orders, they will always use the phrase “If it saves just one life, it will be worth ...

Rush Limbaugh

Hushed Limbaugh

How did this nation ever get to the point where a man once considered nothing more than a tacky, loud, nouveau-riche liberal NYC real estate mogul/celebrity, with an orange complexion and a crazy pompadour/combover, would be transmogrified into the ultimate scapegoat for the failings, crimes, and ...

Stealing Home (Or, a Banana Republic, if You Can Keep It)

After his one term was mercifully brought to a close, former president Jimmy Carter has busied himself both as a spokesman for Habitat for Humanity as well as some sort of unofficial-official international election observer. Flitting from third world hell-hole to hell-hole, he ostensibly made sure ...

Ilhan Omar

It’s Another Taqqiya Sunrise

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m of the belief that when you come to our shores as an immigrant, you in some way, shape, or form are seeking a better life for yourself and your family, and wanting or at least agreeing to assimilate to achieve that dream. In fact, there’s this poem that’s ...

Government in Lieu of Congress

Of all the Congress critters in the Democrat section of the zoo that is the House of Representatives, one of the more execrable is Ted Lieu from Zimbabwe on the Pacific, formerly known as the state of California. He’s mostly a backbencher, but he’ll never miss an opportunity to whore himself in ...

DEI in a Fire

61 years ago this summer, to paraphrase America’s sweetheart, Rep. Ilhan "Bro-Fo" Omar (D-Mogadishu), someone said some things: I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. ...


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