Combat Training for Toddlers
My first and only kid was born two years ago, and I almost didn’t live to see him. A month before he hatched, a jumbo brain tumor knocked me unconscious. I turned blue and was legally dead for a few moments before my ...
My first and only kid was born two years ago, and I almost didn’t live to see him. A month before he hatched, a jumbo brain tumor knocked me unconscious. I turned blue and was legally dead for a few moments before my ...
Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old man and I am considering getting hair plugs. What do you think? "Hair Loss in Hartford Dear Hair Loss in Hartford, I don"t think men need hair plugs; they need to accept their hair and get a ...
Divorced, decapitated, dead"King Henry VIII's wives had it simple. For 21st-century fortysomethings"my contemporaries"the litany of woe is somewhat more extensive: dull, dumped, dejected, disillusioned, deranged, drunk, ...
Dear Delphi, I am a 26-year-old boy and have a great girlfriend I really like. The problem is, I want to have some time with the boys but I can"t seem to manage. This is how the conversation usually goes: Me: "I am going out ...
Dear Friends, From..."Will I confuse my boy dog if I dress him up like a girl dog? I think the girl dog clothes are so much cuter and just can"t help myself"...to..."I am really concerned that 9/11 was a conspiracy to ...
Dear Delphi, Having grown up a certain way with certain expectations, I am very concerned that my parents are spending my inheritance with great folly at an alarming rate. I fear that when they do finally go to meet their maker, I will ...
Dear Delphi, I am a 65-year-old man. I just got my 2nd divorce. I was wondering: Do I have any chance of getting another girl on a budget (I spent quite a bit on Wife Number 2)? "Playboy on a Budget in L.A. Dear Playboy on a ...
Dear Delphi, I detest my brother-in-law. He is close to 40, unemployed, lazy, and arrogant. I don"t know why my sweet little sister married him. Luckily we do not live in the same city, but family holidays are becoming a real ...
Dear Delphi, I am really upset. I am a 9th-grade boy and I just started boarding school this fall. I play lacrosse, I think I am cute enough, but not one girl has even looked in my direction. I asked my parents how I should approach ...
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