August 16, 2016

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Except that’s an almost petulantly reductive delineation of “€œpolitical.”€ Look, I”€™m a Canadian citizen who isn”€™t a member of any party either. Would any sentient being call me “€œpolitically unbiased,”€ or indifferent to the outcome of the U.S. election?

Despite the reconstituted anti-Snopes backlash, examples of that site’s willingness to debunk anti-Trump goofiness aren”€™t hard to find. I”€™m just saying that the “€œfacts”€ Snopes.com and their defenders offer up as proof of their neutrality boil down to “€œsome pieces of government paper we”€™ve got over here somewhere.”€

In other words: “€œBecause we say so.”€

So pardon my skepticism. Especially now that the same side that’s been fictionalizing the official narrative for over a century”€”Scopes, Sacco and Vanzetti, Alger Hiss, the Rosenbergs, DDT, JFK, the Cleveland river fire that inspired the first Earth Day, Reagan & AIDS, Vietnam, global warming, campus rape”€”has seemingly developed a late-onset passion for “€œfacts.”€

These same folks mock concepts like “€œGod”€ and “€œbiology”€ and even “€œtruth”€”€”unless the “€œtruth”€ is oracled and arbitrated by a pair of self-anointed strangers somewhere off the PCH with (again ironically) a shaky internet connection.

Oh, and that definitive “€œdebunking”€ of the Bataclan tortures? Well, besides the fact that Islamic terrorists have an established sexual-mutilation MO, spanning Munich to Mumbai, that Snopes article was written by…Kim LaCapria.

Anyway, I was complaining about all this to a fellow right-winger, who replied:

I remember a music forum where some poor woman said, “€œAm I the only one here who listens to Rush?”€ and went to bed, only to wake up in the morning to find that she”€™d been virtually tarred-and-feathered, drawn and quartered, hung (the old-fashioned way, without the drop) until nearly dead, and then burned over a slow fire before she had a chance to mention that she was referring to Geddy Lee and the boys.

Not, that is, Limbaugh.

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