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January 12, 2016

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You just know all these fools own a battered old copy of Walden. And you also know”€”but apparently they didn”€™t”€”that Thoreau didn”€™t live there for long, and that while he did he entertained visitors, ventured into town a lot, and even had some broad who did his laundry.

All my life I”€™ve been scorned as the weird little girl who read and daydreamed for hours, who “€œlived in a fantasy world.”€ But isn”€™t it nuttier to stubbornly materialize your fantasy and insist that it’s”€”to use a favorite tiny-housers word”€””€œsustainable”€? If only their Googling for “€œblueprints”€ had somehow taken them to “€œOneida”€ and “€œNew Harmony.”€ (Hint: There was an “€œold”€ “€œHarmony”€ for a reason…)

“€œThe movement seems like a mirage,”€ one man told The Globe and Mail, echoing others. “€œI have given up the dream”€”because I found out it was just a dream.”€

Hell, I could have told you that. But I”€™m the crazy one.

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