August 18, 2012
Paul Ryan wants to hurt you.
Oh, sure, he may seem nice, but that’s only a mask.
In reality, this wonky honky is “a soulless predator” who is either “a pathological liar or mentally ill.” He is also a “sociopath” who “evinces a total unconcern with the pain, poverty and illness of millions of people.” His demon heart harbors “A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage against gays, a rage against the poor, a rage against the environment,” and he aligns himself with fanatical pigs who “seek to march civil rights back to the Dark Ages.”
His sad, puppy-dog eyes mask the soul of a moral degenerate who gets a sick thrill out of “beating up on the poor.” Beneath the veneer of sensible frugality beats the heart of a murderous sadist “trying his damnedest to injure” lesser beings and “rain misery upon the heads of millions of Americans.”
Paul Ryan is a pickpocket, an extremist, and a selfish, selfish man. He “enjoys punching animals for the sake of punching animals” and will potentially kill one of the remaining Beatles.
Because he’s a sick person, he seeks to slash, rip, cut, gore, impale, and eviscerate the social safety net. In keeping with his twisted torture fantasies, this fanatical extremist wants to personally harm the elderly. This “zombie-eyed granny-starver” would like nothing better than to push your grandmother off a cliff and lock senior citizens inside a Denny’s and set it ablaze.
When it comes to gender politics, he prefers to “Let Women Die.” He is fundamentally “anti-women.” He hates women so much he scares them to death. He is pro-rape and is only against abortion because he prefers the taste of newborn babies to that of fetuses.
Paul Ryan is on record as a shameless acolyte of the unconscionably sociopathic Ayn Rand, although he is “little more than Ayn Rand in Christian drag” and shows a frat boy’s “arrested-development reaction to reading Ayn Rand.” As every politically mature and socially aware adult knows, “rugged individualism” rather than “abject whining dependency” is the hallmark of an adolescent mind. Self-interest is bad, and it’s not as if welfare parasites are acting in their own interest. After all, it takes a village to keep everyone on antidepressants, and it’s not as if Karl Marx’s philosophical musings led to far more dead bodies than Ayn Rand’s…right?