HOMOPHOBE“€”Someone with a distaste for sex that involves feces and AIDS.
HONEST CONVERSATION ABOUT RACE“€”Condescending lecture about race.
INDIGENOUS“€”Anyone too stupid to figure out how to defend one’s own land.
INSTITUTIONAL RACISM“€”A persistent hallucination of ubiquitous racism that is so deranged, anyone who experiences such hallucinations should be institutionalized.
ISLAMOPHOBE“€”Someone so terrified of Islamic retribution, they’re afraid to say anything bad about Islam.
LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD“€”Severely tilting the playing field to achieve unnaturally equal results.
LOOKISM“€”A term used by ugly people to explain why beautiful people won’t fuck them.
LOW-INFORMATION VOTER“€”A voter who refuses to accept our brand of low information.
MARRIAGE EQUALITY“€”The act of pretending that two people of the same sex who can’t produce children are equivalent to opposite-sex couples who can produce children.
MISOGYNIST“€”One who believes that women are human beings who are fully capable of intentionally harming others.
NEANDERTHAL“€”A term that became acceptable to apply to those of European ancestry shortly after it no longer became acceptable to refer to those of African ancestry as apes.
NEGATIVITY“€”Anything that negates our naïve worldview.
NONPROFIT“€”A tax-exempt organization that pays its staff members handsome salaries.
OBJECTIFICATION“€”The act of noticing that women possess an object called a vagina.
OCCUPIER“€”Someone who eagerly flouts the law and will eagerly threaten lawsuits if you challenge them.
OFFENSIVE“€”Things that hurt our feelings and thus make us go on the offensive, whether through litigation or mob action, in order to counter them.
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY“€”Someone who actually understands history and thus can see where all this is going.
OPEN-MINDED“€”Someone whose mind is closed to anyone who questions modern culture and modern authoritarian structures.
OUT OF TOUCH“€”Unresponsive to our relentless propaganda.
PARANOID“€”Justifiably skeptical of human nature and the manmade power organisms through which it operates.
PATRIARCHY“€”The group who invents everything, does most of the work, fights the wars, is at a legal disadvantage in gender disputes, and dies younger.
PSEUDOSCIENCE“€”Actual science that makes us pseudo-crazy.
PROGRESSIVE“€”Someone who sees no contradiction in using the almighty state’s blunt force to help “Fight the Power.”
PROGRESSIVE POLITICS“€”Politics that favor a government that is progressively intrusive.
PROGRESSIVISM“€”The idea that progress can only be achieved by transforming the First World into the Third World.
RACIST“€”A word used by anyone, white or not, who hates white people.
RACISM“€”A derogatory scare word to describe a natural tribal instinct that is currently forbidden to only one tribe.
RAPE CULTURE“€”A fantasy society dreamed of by women who fantasize about being raped.
REDNECK“€”A racial slur used to describe people we assume are always using racial slurs.
RIGHTS“€”Things we wish to take away from the political right.
SEX-POSITIVE“€”A term almost exclusively used by someone with whom you would positively never want to have sex.
SOCIAL CONSTRUCT“€”A term used frequently by people who have never constructed anything of social value.
SOCIAL CONTRACT“€”A nonexistent legal document that no one in society has ever signed yet which binds everyone under threat of force.
SOCIAL JUSTICE“€”A fairy-tale belief system positing that the winners are solely responsible for the losers’ plight.
SOCIOPATH“€”A non-socialist.
STARTING A DIALOGUE“€”Starting a monologue.
SUSTAINABILITY“€”A term that applies strictly to agriculture and the environment and is never to be used in economic, demographic, or cultural contexts.
TOLERANCE“€”Ideological intolerance.
TRANSFORMATIVE“€”Something in the process of accelerated change, as in when a normal cell mutates into a cancer cell.
TRIVIALIZE“€”To weigh mitigating circumstances and/or place into a proper historical context.
TRUTH TO POWER“€”The act of speaking obvious untruths in a quest to gain political power.
UPRISING“€”A violent riot characterized by looting, arson, rape, murder, and random acts of cannibalism.
URBAN“€”Negroidal.
WHITE“€”The color of evil.
WHITE PRIVILEGE“€”The honor of being constantly blamed for everything bad throughout world history.
WHITE SUPREMACIST“€”Any white person who isn’t constantly apologizing for their skin color.
WORKING CLASS“€”A heroic tribe of simple-yet-noble people we’ve never met but have read about in books.