November 19, 2017

Al Franken

Al Franken

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BORED TEENS TURN TO BULLYING THEMSELVES ONLINE
We currently inhabit a mentally diseased planet that awards weakness and demonizes strength. Whereas being bullied was once a matter of deep personal and social shame, now it is a badge of honor. It’s almost as if the kids are competing to see who can be bullied worse.

According to a study from a criminology professor at the University of Florida, a robust 6% of children aged 12 to 17 have bullied themselves online, presumably because their real-world bullies are slacking. This odd practice is known variously as “cyber self-bullying” and “digital self-harm.” Non-heterosexual teens were found to be three times more likely than normies to engage in digital self-harm.

Researchers became interested in this topic after the suicide of 14-year-old Hannah Smith of Leicestershire, England. She hanged herself after an alleged wave of cyberbullying. But a trace of the messages’ IP address found that 98% of these messages came from Smith’s computer.

We yearn for the simpler days when kids mercilessly teased each other until they beat each other up and then all went out for burgers. It seems much healthier than committing suicide.

DWARF PEDOPHILE AVOIDS JAIL SENTENCE DUE TO HIS SIZE
Little Bryan Anthony Bowen is 26-year-old English dwarf who just escaped a nearly yearlong sentence on two counts for “inciting a child to carry out a sex act.”

Bowen had contacted two girls aged 13 and 15 on Facebook with messages such as “do you want to fuck?” and “I will fuck you for your birthday present.”

In handing Bowen a suspended sentence, Judge Rhys Rowland said that Bowen would have a “very hard time” behind bars because he was “small in stature and emotionally inadequate.”

There’s also the possibility that Bowen would have been able at any time to slip through the cell bars, rush to the nearest coffee shop, and get back on Facebook.

FRENCH AUTHOR: LET’S DIVIDE FRANCE TO AVOID CIVIL WAR
According to French writer Christian de Moliner, France is too far gone to ever find a peaceful solution to its ever-swelling Islamic population.

In an essay titled “To avoid civil war, let’s divide France,” he calls for separation:

We will never be able to convert the 30% of Muslims who demand the introduction of sharia law to the merits of our democracy and secularism. We are now allowing segregation to take place that does not say its name….

From time immemorial, to separate territorially two ethnic groups or two groups that no longer support each other has allowed the resolution of conflicts. Thus, Greece and Turkey exchanging their population in 1922, put an end to a war that lasted 100 years.

Everyone realizes that a second people has formed in France, a branch that wants to settle their lives on religious values and is fundamentally opposed to the liberal consensus on which our country was founded. But a nation always rests on a fundamental pact, a minimum of laws that all approve. This is not the case anymore. We can never get the toothpaste into the tube and convert the 30% of Muslims who demand the introduction of sharia to the merits of our democracy and secularism.

We propose a better solution: Send France’s entire Muslim population to Brussels and let them live in makeshift tent cities around the EU headquarters.

VIDEO SHOWS ELDERLY MAN DYING WHILE HOSPITAL WORKERS LAUGH
Recently leaked video from an Atlanta-area nursing home shows that in 2014, an 89-year-old WWII veteran named James Dempsey called for nurses six times before losing consciousness. The nurses—all of whom share the same sub-equatorial continental ancestry—are shown laughing as Dempsey dies right in front of them. They also took an hour before calling 911.

In a sworn deposition, nurse Wanda Nuckles—seriously, these names write themselves—originally claimed that she performed CPR on Dempsey. But when shown video from a surveillance camera that Dempsey’s family had surreptitiously placed in his room, Nuckles was forced to concede that she never even attempted to revive him, but that it was an “honest mistake.”

We honestly don’t believe her.


Every Monday, Jim Goad reads the previous day’s “Week That Perished” on his podcast.


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