INVESTOR: “THANK GOD WHITE PEOPLE POPULATED AMERICA”
Financial prognosticator Marc Faber finds himself in the cannibal’s pot after making comments which many people condemned without bothering to refute.
In the October 3 edition of Faber’s “The Gloom, Boom & Doom Report” newsletter, he committed the following unforgivable speech crime:
I am not a racist, but the reality — no matter how politically incorrect — needs to be spelled out…thank God white people populated America, and not the blacks. Otherwise, the US would look like Zimbabwe, which it might look like one day anyway, but at least America enjoyed 200 years in the economic and political sun under a white majority.
When CNBC pressed Faber to defend his obviously fraudulent and deeply hurtful comments, he was impenitent:
If stating some historical facts makes me a racist, then I suppose that I am a racist.
He was equally steadfast in a comment to MarketWatch:
I am just saying that progress would not have been the same….Europeans brought science to America. They brought technical skills.…I am not sure the Africans would have done that.
Somebody give this man a cookie.
A DRUG TO CURE XENOPHOBIA
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