August 30, 2015

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GENDER-PRONOUN INSANITY COMES TO TENNESSEE
Donna Braquet is the fat, short-haired, and rampagingly homely director of the Pride Center at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville. Yes, that’s actually a job that’s funded by taxpayers. Braquet recently introduced a set of guidelines that counsels students to swap out the gender-specific pronouns “he” and “she” in favor of more “inclusive” gender-neutral neologisms such as “xe” and “ze.” Braquet argues that the changes are necessary because implicitly hateful terms such as “he” and “she” place a “heavy burden for persons already marginalized by their gender expression or identity.” It is beyond question that in order to be “inclusive,” over 99% of us must succumb to and be inconvenienced by the infantile demands of minoritarian zealots, no matter how much of a pain in the ass they always tend to be.

IT’s OFFICIAL: MONKEYS ARE DESCENDED FROM JEWS
A Sudanese blogger named Mus’ab Al-Mosharraf“€”try pronouncing that three times fast, we dare you”€”has blown the lid off of one of the world’s best-kept conspiracies”€”namely, that macaque monkeys are the direct descendants of Jews that Allah had cursed for not embracing the Quran.

According to Al-Mosharraf:

It is indisputable that there are monkeys of Jewish origin; none deny this but those who do not believe in the Quran that Allah brought down to Muhammad….These monkeys are astoundingly adept at posing for the camera….It may be superfluous to say that the film industry, and the talent of posing for the camera, are the preserve of the Jews.

It is thus incumbent upon all so-called white nationalists who claim that “monkeys look white to me” to finally confess that they have been brainwashed by a simian plot to destroy our people.

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