February 16, 2015
MALCOLM X’s DAUGHTER: EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE AN EQUAL RIGHT TO USE THE “N” WORD
A reporter recently accosted Malcolm X’s daughter Ilyasah Shabazz outside Spago in Beverly Hills. When Shabazz was asked whether she cringes when rappers “drop the N-word,” she said she thinks “it’s just ridiculous sometimes.” But when asked how she feels about “white people singing along with the N-bombs,” she said:
I mean, you know, I think if we”re going to”I don”t know that you can”if you”re gonna use it, then everybody should be able to use it. So if you don”t like other people using it, then we shouldn”t use it.
So there you have it”the fruit of Malcolm X’s loins says that, all things being equal, white people are entitled to drop N-bombs with aplomb. Bombs away!
HITLER OUTSELLS PICASSO, FINALLY ESTABLISHES HIMSELF AS A RESPECTED ARTIST
Since Pablo Picasso was a passionate anti-fascist, his corpse would likely not be tickled pink to learn that a watercolor of a Vienna church by Adolf Hitler recently sold for three times what an original Picasso drawing did. According to the Washington Examiner, “Nazi artifacts are on fire in the collectors [sic] world…where the new fashion rage is “Hitler chic.””
CONVICTED LESBIAN HATE-CRIME HOAXER ALLEGEDLY EVADES JUSTICE
There’s a good chance that Charlie Rogers is the most irresponsible lesbian hate-crime hoaxer in all of Nebraska. Described by Lincoln NE’s Journal-Star as “a lesbian and former Nebraska basketball star,” Charlie is a woman with a man’s first name who looks more manly than perhaps 90% of modern biological males.
In 2013 Rogers pled No Contest to providing False Information regarding a tall tale she told cops about how in the summer of 2012, three lesbian-hating masked men busted into her lesbian home, carved anti-lesbian messages into her lesbian flesh, and then attempted to burn her lesbian house down before fleeing on their anti-lesbian feet. Officials eventually determined that her story was a hoax designed to engender sympathy for lesbians.
Now the mannish ex-baller and current lesbian has apparently flaked out on obeying the terms of her probation. She failed to show up for a 90-day jail sentence last Thursday and remains in hiding, possibly aided and abetted by fellow lesbians in the Underground Lesbian Railroad.
SOCIAL-JUSTICE CRYBABIES LAMENT THAT THE GRAMMY AWARDS HAVE BECOME “TOO WHITE”
This white dude and this black gentleman did not like what they saw at this year’s Grammy Awards”and what they saw were white people.
Writing for Vocativ, the very white Ross Keith stands weeping over the Grammy ceremony, lamenting that “Popular Music Hasn”t Been This White Since 1981,” bemoaning “the general whiteness of the nominations,” and publicly rending his hairshirt over the statistical fact that “the awards show has been getting paler for a long time.” Mr. Keith, in case you need to be reminded, you run the risk of getting skin cancer if you don”t wear sunscreen.
Writing for Complex, the visibly black Justin Davis warns of “A Startling Trend In Grammy Winners,” senses an “injustice in the Grammy’s [sic] selection,” finds this to be “disturbing,” and writes that that he hopes it “sparks a much needed push to change things from the status quo.”
Black musical artists reportedly accounted for slightly less than one quarter of all Billboard Hot 100 artists in 2014. In other words, compared to their percentage of the population, they are overrepresented on musical charts almost by a factor of two. So please stop whining. Please. Or next time we won”t say “please.”
STUDY: LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES THINK AS IF THEY COME FROM DIFFERENT CULTURES
According to a recent study conducted at the University of Virginia and published in Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, liberals and conservatives in America think so differently, it’s as if they were raised in different cultures. According to study leader Thomas Talheim:
We found in our study that liberals and conservatives think as if they were from completely different cultures”almost as different as East and West. Liberals and conservatives categorize and perceive things differently, just as East Asians and Westerners look differently at the world.
According to Talheim, liberals are “analytical” and “Western” in their thinking, whereas conservatives are “intuitive” and thus more fundamentally “Eastern” in their cogitations.
Could have fooled us. From our experience, it’s liberals who eschew logical analysis in favor of purely emotional intuition”especially when such intuitions are fueled by delusion.