January 15, 2017
Donald Trump
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THE ACCIDENTAL SWASTIKA BOOTS
A California footwear company is facing the Wrath of Judah after it was discovered that a pair of boots they manufactured left swastika imprints wherever they trod. The boots were named Polar Fox, which was also the name of a German military operation in Finland during World War II. The ADL scolded the footwear company for manufacturing these “deeply offensive” boots, at which point the boots were yanked from sale on Amazon and the bootmakers licked the ADL’s boots.
GERMAN POLICE CURB MIGRANT CRIME THROUGH RACIAL PROFILING
On December 31, 2015, Cologne, Germany was the site of an estimated 500 sexual assaults and 22 rapes of German women by roving packs of Islamic migrants. This year in Cologne on New Year’s Eve, “only a handful” of assaults were reported”and no rapes.
What changed? On New Year’s Eve this time, police in Cologne began racially profiling men of North African appearance and herding them away in vans before they had a chance to flex their rapefugee muscles.
Police Chief Juergen Mathies defended the practice by claiming it made statistical sense:
From the experience of last New Year’s Eve and from experience gained in raids in general, a clear impression has emerged here about which persons to check. There were no gray-haired older men or blonde, young women there.
TECH COMPANY FOUNDER SLAMS MIDDLE AMERICA
Melinda Byerley is a fat and homely Silicon Valley tech entrepreneur who says there would be more jobs for all those white idiots in Flyover Country if they weren”t such disgusting, subhuman turds.
In a recent Facebook post, she showed visceral hatred for a large swath of Americans based on the premise that they were hateful:
One thing middle america [sic] could do is to realize that no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people. Especially violent, racist, and/or misogynistic ones….So if you want jobs, clean up your act and make your town a place that people like us want to live in. Add fiber internet. Make it a point to elect a progressive city council and commit to not being bigots….I guarantee many of us would like to live a more rural lifestyle, or at least a less urban one, but we won”t sacrifice tolerance or diversity to do so. We especially don”t want to live in states where the majority of residents are still voting for things that are against their own interests just because they don”t want brown people to thrive.
Ms. Byerley, Middle America doesn”t want you. Stay on the West Coast and clog all the toilets you want.
BIKERS “PREPARED TO FORM A WALL OF MEAT” TO GUARD TRUMP INAUGURATION
On Friday, the Trump Era begins.
Naturally, the usual gaggle of undesirables, scamps, ne”er-do-wells, mental patients, rich-kid communists, and people with extreme body odor are planning to protest and march and shut down and threaten and burn and scream and disrupt the proceedings.
Chris Cox is a “chain-saw artist from South Carolina“ who heads Bikers for Trump. He says that he and an estimated five thousand other Bikers for Trump are “prepared to form a wall of meat” to protect Trump and other normal Americans during the proceedings.
Taki’s Mag writer Jim Goad will be on the National Mall on Friday, rubbing elbows with protestors. Expect a full report in his feature article next week.
