Charles Curtis Wade

Source: Courtesy of Prince George's County Sheriff's Department.

CELEBRATING SOCIALISM IN VENEZUELA
Those who do not remember history are condemned to vote for Bernie Sanders. Even though nations led by parties with the word “socialist” or “communist” in their names racked up the majority of bodies in the twentieth century’s democidal death toll, the term “socialist” does not induce the same kneejerk terror that the masses have been brainwashed into reacting toward “fascist” or “racist.”

Venezuela”€”which was robbed blind by its corrupt and recently deceased socialist leader Hugo Chavez“€”is plunging further into the centrally managed hellhole of hyperinflation, food lines, and street riots. Venezuela’s economic clusterfuck was hastened not only by a collapse in oil prices, but by the government’s aggressive push to nationalize private companies and then hand them over to moronic, untrained peasants.

The only sane solution is to declare an economic emergency in Venezuela and allow Venezuelans to flood America’s shores seeking a better life. It won’t be easy or cheap, though”€”to be honest, it will probably require the transformation of the USA into a socialist autocracy that funds itself through nationalizing private companies.

REPORT: WHITE FEMALES DYING YOUNGER
A recent report found that middle-aged American whites were the only demographic showing a higher mortality rate. Now comes news that for the first time in decades, white females suffered a decline in their life expectancy. From 2013 to 2014, the average life expectancy for white females dipped very slightly from 81.2 years to 81.1 years. This comes alongside evidence that life expectancy for American blacks and Hispanics is rising.

But who cares about white people, anyway? Those paranoid bigots think their way of life is under attack, so of course they all need to die out already.