Tom Schlegel

Tom Schlegel

Tom Schlegel is an award-winning screenwriter and newspaper columnist.

New Witch Hunts for Halloween

An elementary-school principal in Somerville, Massachusetts is out to abolish Halloween, among other innocuous celebrations, because it is “insensitive” to witches or something. The school will, however, continue to teach six-year-olds how to put condoms on bananas. Extra credit if you can do ...

Feminist Delusions About Children’s Fairytales

Your friendly neighborhood feminists—in a book I refuse to name—want to blame fairytales such as Cinderella for creating unrealistic expectations in American women. Why all the rancor, feminists, over not having a penis? Some of my favorite women don’t have a penis. Feminist ...


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