March 14, 2014
It’s official. On Sunday, March 9th, 2014, political correctness breathed its last breath. It had been careening out of control since trannies took over the controls, but the moment that BeyoncÃ© starred in a PSA to ban the word “bossy,” PC lost its last shred of credibility.
BeyoncÃ© is the songstress who warbles such sweet lines as, “I fill the tub up halfway then I ride it with my surfboard, surfboard/Grinding on that wood, grinding, grinding on that wood.” Her husband loves her very much and has made it clear that he has “99 problems, but a bitch ain”t one.” This dumb bitch, who spends thousands of dollars weaving white women’s hair into her own, is telling young girls to be themselves. Did you know “bossy” is a sexist term used to prevent girls from becoming themselves? Me neither. I don”t think anybody did. When the NAACP had a funeral for the N-word, it seemed silly, but at least the word “nigger” had a built-in pejorative taint. But now the PC Squad has resorted to opening the dictionary and pointing at whatever words their fingers touch first.
“Words matter” is one of PC’s founding tenets, but they have diluted this idea until it is indistinguishable from water. Having someone who disguises herself as a white woman and croons about getting plowed tell us which words are sexist is hilarious. It’s a funeral for the Thought Police. They are done.
Before BeyoncÃ© put this final nail in the coffin, we had trannies running around in circles saying even more ridiculous shit.
In February, the globe-shaped Gabourey Sidibe made a funny quip about all the trannies she saw getting arrested in New Orleans. “I don’t know what goes on with trannies,” she said of the experience, “but that tranny-on-tranny crime needs to stop!” Everyone laughed except the trannies. According to them, “tranny” is hate speech. Sidibe didn”t know this. “I don”t [sic] realize that it was a slur,” she later Tweeted.
Many thought they were going to go blind from eye-rolling when “transphobia” became the politically correct cause du jour, but I leaped with joy. Trannies are even more irrational than feminists. Here in New York, you”ll have trannies in sweatshirts, dirty jeans, and sneakers with no makeup walking down the street with a cigarette in their mouth like Jo from The Facts of Life. That’s not a woman trapped in a man’s body. That’s a tomboy trapped in a man’s body. Why did you cut your dick off to be a chick that wishes she was a dude?
Shortly after Gabourey’s hate joke, a guy with a fake vagina named Janet Mock appeared on Piers Morgan to promote her book about transgendered people called Redefining Realness. Though Piers spent most of the interview kissing her ass, Janet was outraged that he showed some kind of interest in her genitalia. Mind you, these are the same genitals that she is using to define her career. Sorry, you can”t go on a press tour talking about how great it is to have a vagina put in and then get outraged when people ask, “So, what’s that about?” Mock’s ideal interview is the one she did with MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry where they both talked about how hard it was growing up and being little black girls who had it rough as girls who were black and black, black, girl, girl. The only problems are that Harris-Perry grew up in a white household and Mock wasn”t a girl. He was a boy. It became clear to me that the lunatics had taken over.
Back when the Jews were in control of PC, we faced a worthy adversary. They had Rules for Radicals by their side and formed convincing arguments that words can be damaging and that white males were the cause of the world’s suffering. Of course, they were a little too good at their jobs and made college kids hate oppressive white fat cats so much, the kids turned on Israel. That’s about when the Jews peaced out.