April 30, 2017

AUSTRIAN PRESIDENT: ALL WOMEN SHOULD WEAR HEADSCARVES
Austrian President Alexander Van der Bellen”€”no, we never heard of him, either”€”was recently filmed claiming that in order to stem a tidal wave of “€œrampant Islamophobia,”€ he would have no qualms if all women in Austria were to wear headscarves:

And it is not only Muslim women, all women can wear a headscarf, and if this real and rampant Islamophobia continues, there will come a day where we must ask all women to wear a headscarf”€”all”€”out of solidarity to those who do it for religious reasons.

Is it wrong to wish he gets raped by Muslims, or would that be giving him exactly what he wants?

FEMALE PROFESSOR FEELS RAPED BY MALE STUDENT’s ESSAY
Leftist fanatics never miss an opportunity to demonstrate that they can”€™t tell the difference between words and actions. This was amply demonstrated in an anonymous essay recently published in Inside Higher Ed with the unintentionally amusing title of “€œSurviving Rape Apologists in the Class Room [sic].”€ The unnamed female author, who teaches an unnecessary “€œgender course,”€ writes of being emotionally triggered by a male student who dared to make the scientifically discredited claims that men have rights and sometimes get raped, even by females:

As I went over his paper, I realized that I was reading a paper that sounded word for word like something the man who raped me would say. And not only did this sound like something my rapist would say, this student fit the same demographic profile as him: white, college male, between the ages of 18 and 22.

The teacher claimed that she was so traumatized by reading this unforgivable essay, she feared how her potential rapist might act if given a bad grade, so maybe at least the dude got an “€œA”€ out of all the suffering he unintentionally inflicted on her.

GIANT PLASTIC VAGINA PROTEST LEADS TO HATE-CRIME CHARGES
In a blessed event that demonstrates how leftist ideology can be turned around and used against leftists as if one were clubbing baby seals, a trio of feminists in Spain face hate-crime charges for a 2014 May Day event that saw them carrying a “€œhuge plastic vagina on a plinth“€ through the streets of Seville. Dubbing themselves “€œHermandad del Sagrado Coño Insumiso a la Explotación a la Precariedad”€ (which roughly translates as “€œSisterhood of the Sacred Pussy Rebelling Against the Precariousness of the Exploited”€), these rebellious vaginas are staring down a potential 18-month sentence for deliberately insulting “€œreligious sentiments of Catholics,”€ which is apparently a hate crime in Spain.

Let this be a grim lesson for all European women who are tempted to parade through city streets toting gigantic plastic vaginas”€”it’s simply not worth it.

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