August 25, 2013
The Week’s Most Insane, Profane, and Inhumane Headlines
THE DELUSION THAT MISTOOK ITSELF FOR A DREAM
Commemorating the half-century since MLK’s 1963 March on Washington and “I Have a Dream” speech that drew a crowd estimated in size from 250,000 to 400,000, a significantly smaller throng gathered in DC on Saturday to continue bitching, whining, pissing, and moaning about a country where their living standard far exceeds conditions anywhere in their ancestral homelands.
Race pimps Al Sharpton and Eric Holder stoked the eternally aggrieved audience’s sense of outrage, as did Trayvon Martin’s mother Sybrina Fulton. Without offering the merest evidence that thug-in-training Trayvon Martin possessed rudimentary reasoning skills or even basic table scraps of human dignity, the morbidly obese and unforgivably bald Martin Luther King III falsely argued that in modern America, “the color of one’s skin remains a license to profile, to arrest, and even to murder with no regard for the content of one’s character.”
Delving deeper into deluded fantasy and willful revisionism, TV program Law and Order: SVU has filmed an episode featuring a white Southern female chef who shoots an unarmed, hoodie-wearing black youth. Essentially, the episode features Paula Deen shooting Trayvon Martin. Left out of the plot is the fact that Paula Deen never shot anyone, but she did use the word “nigger” to describe the black man who held a gun to her head during a bank robbery. Also left out of the script was that the only evidence of a racial angle in the Martin shooting was that Trayvon allegedly called George Zimmerman a “creepy-ass cracker.”
In truth, the type of hate crimes that TV producers and leftist pundits insist are ubiquitous are so rare, they increasingly have to be fabricated. At Oberlin College, which suffered a delusional KKK freak-out earlier this year, it has been revealed that Ohio police have identified the perpetrators of a month-long spree of anti-black, anti-Islamic, and anti-Jewish hate-mongering as a pair of white Obama supporters.
THE WAR THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME
In real life as opposed to MLK’s gauzy dreamland, the situation is almost diametrically opposed to what the marchers and agitators and sheltered, sneering sophisticates would have you believe.
In Oklahoma, black teen Chancey Allen Luna allegedly shot white Australian college student Christopher Lane dead in the back. Luna, who reportedly once posted a Black Power banner on his Facebook page, is being charged with first-degree murder. Also charged with murder is James Francis Edwards, another black teen who once allegedly Tweeted, “90% of white ppl are nasty. #HATE THEM” and boasted having knocked out five “woods” (slang for “peckerwoods”) since the Zimmerman verdict.
In Spokane, WA, 88-year-old World War II veteran Delbert “Shorty” Belton was beaten to death by a pair of black male teens outside an Eagles Lodge on Wednesday evening. Sixteen-year-old Demetrius Glenn turned himself in to police on Thursday. His suspected accomplice, 16-year-old Kenan Adams Kinard, is still at large.