December 29, 2014
The Week’s Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines
NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR
The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio appear to be at war.
De Blasio”who was born Warren Wilhelm, Jr. but eventually changed his name as a way of snubbing his father and paying homage to his Italian mother”campaigned for mayor as a vocal opponent of the city’s “stop and frisk” program, arguing it disproportionately victimized minorities even though minorities were committing gun violence in severe disproportion to their numbers.
De Blasio has described himself as being “very proud to have been deeply involved” in offering hands-on support to Marxist Sandinistas in Nicaragua. In 1990 he described himself as an advocate of “democratic socialism.” In 1994 he married black poetess and former lesbian Chirlane McCray, spawning two phenotypically black children with her. In 2002 he joined other New York City Council members in welcoming anti-white butcher Robert Mugabe to City Hall. More recently he expressed sympathy for the disastrous collective bout of ideological flatulence as Occupy Wall Street. Regarding Al Sharpton, he said, “The more people criticize him, the more I want to hang out with him.”
Earlier this month when a grand jury failed to indict officers involved in the death of Eric Garner, de Blasio went on a sanctimonious tangent about his black son Dante, he of the giant Afro, and how like all parents of black sons in America, he had to carefully train him to be very wary in the presence of police officers. De Blasio neglected to mention that in the overpublicized cases of Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, and Eric Garner in Staten Island, all that alleged training didn”t work very well, as they both aggressively resisted arrest.
It was his perceived anti-police bias and support for the protestors against the Garner non-verdict that gradually caused the NYPD to turn their backs on de Blasio, both figuratively and literally.
Last Saturday night”after a black vigilante executed two NYPD officers as they sat in their squad car”police lining the halls of Brooklyn’s Woodhull Hospital literally turned their backs on de Blasio as he arrived to pay his respects to the families and hold a press conference.
Later that night Ed Mullins of the Sergeants Benevolent Association issued this statement to his union members:
Mayor de Blasio, the blood of these two officers is clearly on your hands. It is your failed policies and actions that enabled this tragedy to occur….Ever since this mayor took office there has been a sense of lawlessness that is rampant in every borough.
Patrick Lynch of the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association echoed Mullins:
That blood on the hands starts on the steps of City Hall in the office of the mayor. When these funerals are over, those responsible will be called on the carpet and held accountable.
On Friday a coalition rumored to be comprised of retired NYPD officers and current detectives hired a plane that flew over New York City with a banner that said, DE BLASIO, OUR BACKS HAVE TURNED TO YOU.
On Saturday outside the funeral of slain officer Rafael Ramos, a huge blue phalanx of NYPD officers”estimated in the hundreds or even the thousands”turned their backs from a video screen as de Blasio offered his eulogy.
An email that circulated in the wake of the double homicide against two cops last week reiterated the blood libel against de Blasio and effectively declared a state of war:
The mayor’s hands are literally dripping with our blood because of his words actions and policies and we have, for the first time in a number of years, become a “wartime” police department. We will act accordingly.
TOPLESS WOMAN STEALS BABY JESUS AT THE VATICAN
Members of Ukrainian-born feminist street-theater group FEMEN are known for baring their breasts, scrawling hysterical political slogans across their bodies, and disrupting religious ceremonies in the grand tradition of Russia’s menses-crazed collective Pussy Riot and its cacophony of smelly, yelping labia.
Their latest blasphemously tacky shenanigan involved a blonde topless woman named Inna Shevchenko seizing a baby Jesus statue from its manger in St. Peter’s Square after Pope Francis had delivered his Christmas message to the faithful. The words GOD IS WOMAN were painted across Shevchenko’s chest. According to FEMEN’s website, this gesture was some sort of protest against established religion’s “maniacal desire to control women’s fertility” rather than, say, radical females” maniacal desire to exhibit their breasts and go around blithely smashing cultural idols in ways that would be deemed “hate crimes” if their targets had been the left’s designated victim groups.
Although Christian institutions have borne the brunt of FEMEN’s bare-breasted bullying, the group has been known to occasionally flash their taters in protest of alleged Islamic misogyny. Completely missing from their designated targets is Judaism, despite the religion’s deeply “patriarchal” underpinnings. This may or may not be related to rumors that some of FEMEN’s chief financiers have been Jewish men such as George Soros and Jed Sunden. It may be entirely coincidental.