June 22, 2015

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One Million Moms is an organization of Christian women dedicated to traditional values who”€™ve popped out babies at some point in the past. It is not known how many of these Million Moms would qualify as MILFs.

In a recent editorial on their website, the Moms decried a recent Chobani yogurt commercial that quite clearly shows two married lesbian in bed together, presumably after placing their mouths on one another’s privates. One of the two lezzos is asleep while the other languidly licks and slurps and sucks at her yogurt as if it were a wet vulva.

According to One Million Moms:

Chobani should be ashamed of their latest commercial for attempting to normalize sin by featuring two women naked in bed together. The newest commercial for Chobani yogurt has two nude women in bed while one lovingly strokes the other’s foot. This commercial not only promotes same sex relationships by including two lesbians, but also same sex marriage because the two women wear matching wedding bands. The ad states, “To Love this Life is to Live it Naturally.” There is nothing natural about homosexuality. What does selling yogurt have to do with gay sex? Nothing at all, but Chobani wants to make the association.

Pro-lesbian bloggers”€”lesbloggers?”€”scoffed and chortled at the Moms for being uptight sticks-in-the-mud whose hearts throb with dark hatred at the mere sight of two sexually satisfied women”€”who probably own a lot of cats”€”enjoying cunnilingus and yogurt in bed together.

The Moms hinted that if Chobani refuses to cease and desist encouraging homosexual lifestyles, they may have to urge traditionally minded American women to purchase and consume yogurt that remains free of the Sapphic taint.

Whatever your opinion on this case and no matter whose side you take, kindly weep for the state of our nation, will you?


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