Louis Farrakhan

Source: Tasnim News Agency

CHURCH OF ENGLAND OPENS ITS ARMS TO TRANNY PRIESTS
Even though the Old and New Testament make it perfectly clear that God hates fags, the Church of England would have you believe that it is not an abomination for a man to lie with another man as he would with a woman. In effect, they are calling the God of the Bible not only a moral reprobate, but a wee bit of a hateful asshole.

Last year the Archbishop of Canterbury declared that “All bullying, including homophobic, biphobic and transphobic bullying causes profound damage, leading to higher levels of mental health disorders, self-harm, depression and suicide.”

Now in a new guidance issued to parishioners titled “Welcoming and honouring LGBT+ people,” the church that Henry VIII founded just so he could bang other broads is encouraging men who think they’re women to become archbishops.

Surely God is losing his patience with this, no?

FARRAKHAN CALLS FOR AN END TO WHITE MEN
Transphobic calypso singer Louis “The Charmer” Farrakhan is, like, completely fed up with white dudes and wants them to totally die and stuff.

The light-skinned, bow-tie-wearing demagogue whose religion preaches that whites were created by an evil scientist and will one day be annihilated by a Negro-operated spaceship, emerged from his velvet-coated Islamic casket to tweet that the white man’s time is up:

Why should there be an end to him (White man)? Because his nature is not in harmony with the nature of God.

He also said that after six millennia, white boys had screwed everything up because they were a bunch of unfair lying meanies:

White man was only given 6,000 years (6 days) to rule. You cannot deny he has ruled but on what principle did he rule? Righteousness? Truth? Justice? Fairness? I don’t think so

Farrakhan claimed that murder and lying were part of “the white man’s nature,” which makes him sound like a bit of a bigot if you ask us.

YOUTUBE STAR SAYS HE’S “ALWAYS HAD A VERY THOROUGH DISLIKE OF HOMOSEXUALS”
Unlike way too many young white males these days, Nick Bertke appears to be some sort of DJ. He has over 700,000 YouTube subscribers and is known for remixing Disney songs, which alone should attract hordes of homosexual music fans.

Bertke, whose stage name is now “Pogo,” used to go by the handle “Fagottron.” He is now facing a giant big pink wave of Gay Hate after a video emerged showing him explaining why he used such an obviously homophobic name:

I get a question all the time…why did you call your YouTube channel Fagottron? I’m going to be totally straight up with you…I came up with Fagottron because I’ve always had a very thorough dislike of homosexuals. I’ve never liked a grown man acting like a 12-year-old girl. I’ve always found that to be quite disgusting. I thought to myself, how best can I express to the world that gays are, just, an abomination? I thought, well, we like to call gays fags or faggots…I think nothing encapsulates the sissiness of a guy quite like the word ‘faggot’….I have a fairly robust resentment of the gay community….I don’t want to really get into this, but when there was the Orlando shooting and the guy was shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ or something I was like [fist pump in celebration].

Bertke is now trying to walk back his comments, and we suspect he wishes he could stuff all those words back in his mouth again like an eager bottom kneeling before a glory hole. But frankly, we liked him a lot better when he was a flaming homophobe.

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