May 08, 2016

Ebony Dickens

Ebony Dickens

Source: East Point, Georgia Police Department

The Week’s Most Ill-Bred, Misread, and Brain-Dead Headlines

Last Tuesday in the Indiana primary, Donald Trump delivered what amounted to an electoral anal-fisting to the two remaining GOP presidential candidates. Shocked, stunned, beaten, defeated, defanged, deballed, and outsmarted by Trump, both Ted Cruz and John Kasich suspended their campaigns and admitted that they could live a thousand lifetimes and sail through a million galaxies yet never be nearly the man that Trump is.

Trump now has 1,068 delegates of the 1,237 needed to seal the nomination, and since he’s the last man standing, he will be the 2016 Republican presidential candidate.

No one took this news harder than the senior operatives in his own party”€”or at least the neocon establishment that’s had a death grip on the GOP for at least a generation.

The Three Bush Stooges, two of them former presidents and one a hilariously failed presidential candidate, have announced that they will neither be voting for Trump nor attending the GOP convention. The last two Republican presidential nominees”€”Mitt Romney and John McCain”€”have also announced they will in no way, shape, or form be voting for Mr. Trump. Then again, both of them failed in their quest to become president, so what do they know?

Even an Indiana delegate who would be required to vote for Trump at the GOP convention in July has passed his duties onto someone else, claiming that he cannot in good conscience vote for whom Indiana’s voters wanted.

Around 100 Republican and “conservative” luminaries have already publicly stated that they will not support the people’s choice. These include the suspiciously effeminate South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, bedwetting pot-bellied pig Glenn Beck, ginger cuckold Erick Erickson, neocon demon seed Bill Kristol, and sniveling mini-titmouse Ben Shapiro. George Will”€”who should change his name to George Won’t”€”has openly encouraged the Republican Party to find a way to lose November’s presidential election in all 50 states.

Some”€”such as Kristol”€”are even encouraging a presidential run by a “conservative” presidential candidate yet to be selected.

“€œComplainants argued that since we are supposed to be a tolerant and inclusive society, we should neither tolerate nor include such messages in our society.”€

A thirty-four-year-old black Georgia woman named Ebony Dickens apparently didn’t think one black-sounding name was enough, so on Facebook she calls herself Tiffany Milan.

Last April, Dickens/Milan”€”who has a master’s degree in criminal justice”€”posted the following on Facebook:

All Black ppl should rise up and shoot at every white cop in the nation starting NOW.

I condone black on white killings. Hell they condone crimes against us.

I’ve thought about shooting every white cop I see in the head until I’m either caught by the police or killed by them. Ha!!!!! I think I can pull it off. Might kill at least fifteen tomorrow. I’m plotting now. They reading this shit too right now. Freedom of speech tho. So when you can absolutely show me in the 1st amendment where it explicitly says you can’t say “kill all cops”, then I’ll delete my status. Other than that… NOPE!

Death to all white cops nationwide.

Dickens was initially charged with inciting a riot and making terroristic threats, but all was forgiven and all charges were dropped last Friday at a press conference when she publicly apologized and claimed that the post was “satire”:

It was not meant that way. I would never advocate for anybody else to be harmed by anyone. I wouldn”€™t push that upon my worst enemy. It’s not the person that I am…My apology is genuine and sincere because I know for a fact that I do not want anyone’s lives taken, anyone being harmed by something that I put on Facebook.

Oh, OK, cool. Thanks for clarifying.

Last Thursday Londoners “elected the first Muslim mayor of any major Western city” when they voted in the Labour Party’s Sadiq Khan, a 45-year-old son of Pakistani immigrants and a practicing Muslim. He beat Conservative candidate Zac Goldsmith by a record margin.

Critics had attempted to point out that Khan “regularly appeared at events and associated with groups sponsored by Muslim terrorist groups.” During a filmed 2008 Khan speech sponsored by the Islam Channel”€”which allegedly supports spousal rape”€”audience members were seen waving a black jihadist flag similar to those used by terrorist groups such as Boko Haram. And in 2009, Khan referred to moderate Muslims as “Uncle Toms.”

This will not end well, but maybe that was the whole point.

The New York Daily News reports on a possible NYPD coverup regarding the 2013 gang beating of a gay black male in Brooklyn by a Hasidic neighborhood watch group.

The attack”€”which left 25-year-old Taj Patterson permanently blind in one eye”€”was allegedly perpetrated by a group of 10-15 rabid Hasids who beat and stomped and thrashed Patterson until a bus driver stopped and began taking pictures.

But less than a day later, the Brooklyn police precinct handling the case had issued a report classifying the gang beating as a misdemeanor assault, claimed that there had only been one attacker, described Patterson as “€œhighly intoxicated, uncooperative and incoherent,”€ and marked the complaint “€œfinal, no arrests, CLOSED.”€

It was only after Patterson’s mother vigilantly contacted multiple news sources that the NYPD reopened the case. Three Jewish youths are now facing felony charges in an upcoming trial.

The federal government is currently investigating the NYPD over allegations that they willingly received bribes from a Jewish volunteer patrol in a separate Brooklyn neighborhood.


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