January 31, 2016

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RICHARD DAWKINS BOOTED FROM SKEPTICS”€™ CONFERENCE FOR BEING SKEPTICAL ABOUT FEMINISM AND ISLAM
Militant atheist Richard Dawkins has been disinvited from speaking at this May’s Northeast Conference on Science and Skepticism due to the fact that he was foolhardy enough to retweet a link to a cartoon video that dared to draw parallels between militant Islam and radical feminism.

The video in question features a caricature of this screaming twat-monster singing a duet with a jihadist where the two find common ground in the fact that they both have persecution complexes that leads them to snuff out the very hint of dissent.

The message to Dawkins is clear: You are permitted to be “skeptical” of Western Civilization and Christianity, but if you make a single peep about the folk religion of Cultural Marxism, you will be immediately excommunicated.

MICHAEL JACKSON’s GHOST IS UPSET THAT A WHITE ACTOR WILL PLAY HIM IN A TV MOVIE
Black nationalists and fans of dead pop star and Propofol aficionado are freaking the frick out over the fact that a white British actor has been chosen to play Jackson in a comedic fantasy film where the King of Pop takes a road trip with Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando shortly after 9/11.

Video has emerged from a 1993 interview Jackson did with Oprah Winfrey where he responded to rumors that he wanted a white actor to play him as a child in a Pepsi commercial:

That is so stupid. That’s the most ridiculous, horrifying story I’ve ever heard. It’s crazy. Why would I want a white child to play me? I’m a black American. I’m proud to be a black American. I am proud of my race. I am proud of who I am.

Take it from Michael Jackson, kids: It’s horrifying not to be proud of your own race.

GEORGIA LAWMAKER: KKK “€œMADE A LOT OF PEOPLE STRAIGHTEN UP”€
Republican Georgia State Representative Tommy Benton finds himself in the cannibals’ pot after making comments about the KKK that many have found to be unacceptable and problematic:

[The KKK was] not so much a racist thing but a vigilante thing to keep law and order. It made a lot of people straighten up….I understand that African-Americans, for the most part, have a problem with the slavery issue, but they don”€™t denounce their ancestors in Africa who were selling slaves….Nobody said anything about black-on-black crime, and that’s about 98 percent of it. Nobody said anything about family life and who’s in the home and who’s not in the home. It’s always something else that is the problem.

Benton has been denounced as a knuckle-dragging, barely sentient subhuman primate, which in a cruel stroke of irony is the way that many white Southerners used to view blacks.

“€œNIGGER”€ SPOTTED IN INDIANAPOLIS
A self-described “biracial” woman in Indianapolis has retained a lawyer to possibly seek restitution for the trauma she endured after spotting the word “NIGGER” spelled out in craft letters at a local Michaels chain store. If you’re the emotional type, you may view this as simply one more step in our endless quest toward racial justice. If you’re the cynical type, it will only affirm your suspicions that all this “equality” nonsense is merely a ruse to keep lawyers, government workers, and racial ambulance chasers rolling in money.

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