Joe Bob's America

Gillette Can Kiss My Smooth Cheeks

NEW YORK—The Gillette Fusion5 ProShield is such an amazing razor that I’m willing to s...

Commerce

A Question of When, Not If

There are few quiet pleasures greater than that of contemplating future catastrophe. Fortu...

Commerce

Tax on Capital

One of the most curious French verbs known to me, at least as used by journalists in the c...

Modern Art

State of the Art

A new study in Science, “Quantifying reputation and success in art,” documents that in...

Commerce

The End Is Near?

When I was a boy, there were men, mainly quite old and apparently with nothing else to do,...

Joe Bob's America

I’m Calling for a Stupidity Boycott

AUSTIN—I think I have to boycott Kimberly-Clark. I’m sorry, guys. I know you’re a...

Scandal

The World Looks the Other Way

Is Mohammad bin Salman a murderer? Is it fair to say he is a hairy coward who has starved ...

Joe Bob's America

Who Needs the Oscars?

LEXINGTON, Ky.—Two hundred years from now an anthropologist will go through the digital ...

Real Estate

The Wisdom of Dan Quayle

The most overlooked cause of the economic crash of ten years ago this Saturday is modern A...

Joe Bob's America

500 Million Lazy Environmentalists

NEW YORK—Okay, since there are 500 million plastic straws used every day, we need to sto...

Cultural Caviar

Gabrielle Chanel

Cover Girls and Other Girls

“An effete charlatan,” is the way the mother of my children describes the outrageously...

Joe Bob's America

Joseph-Siffred Duplessis portrait of Benjamin Franklin

Hundred-Dollar Bills Make Me Nervous

NEW YORK—So I’m standing behind a guy at the drugstore who says, “I’m sorry, I don...

International Affairs

Behind Trump’s Exasperation

At the G-7 summit in Canada, President Donald Trump described America as “the piggy ...

Deep Thoughts

Will Prostitution Become Legal in America?

In a recent op-ed for The Washington Times, Grazie Pozo Christie takes feminists to task f...