November 22, 2015

Woodrow Wilson

Woodrow Wilson

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The Week’s Most Grating, Race-Baiting, and Nauseating Headlines

PURGING WOODROW WILSON FROM PRINCETON
America’s black college students and their guilt-wracked white enablers will apparently not rest until the only thing that universities teach is that white people are evil.

The latest in a depressing string of anti-white campus poop-tantrums occurred last Wednesday at Princeton University, where Woodrow Wilson served as president from 1902-1910 before becoming president of the United States and betraying the nation by pushing the Federal Reserve Act and sending soldiers unnecessarily into World War I.

A screaming cabal of perpetually disgruntled black students stormed into the university president’s offices to demand that all vestiges of Wilson’s existence be expunged from the university. Thirty-two hours and much body odor later, the president Christopher Eisgruber”€”his name sounds pretty Nazi, better look into that”€”relented and signed an agreement that the school would at least begin to consider purging Princeton of the Wilsonian taint.

“Woodrow Wilson was, in fact, a racist pig,” howls a writer at vox.com. Among the Democratic progressive’s many racial sins:

“€¢ He resegregated many federal agencies.
“€¢ He spoke highly of the Ku Klux Klan and the film Birth of a Nation.
“€¢ He spoke of blacks as “an ignorant and inferior race.”

Princeton University is so egregiously racist and white supremacist that it assumes black people are dumb. After all, its admissions process awards black applicants 230 “bonus” SAT points just for being black. But somehow, this fact got lost in all of last week’s righteous howling.

“€œMany minorities these days seem to find all speech offensive, and we may see a future society where everyone communicates via pantomime.”€

FINALLY! MENSTRUATION-PROOF PANTIES FOR TRANSGENDER “MEN”
Even though gender is obviously a social construct, for some reason male-to-female trannies outnumber female-to-males by a factor of more than three to one. Thus, the female-to-male transsexual suffers yet another indignity, that of being a minority within a minority.

And even though nearly every major media outlet in the West has capitulated to the delusion and refers to these creatures with the biologically inaccurate term “men,” the uncomfortable fact is that the ones who haven’t endured extensive genital-mutilation surgery still get menstrual cycles.

Thank heaven, therefore, that a company known as Thinx has thoughtfully released a line of “period-proof panties” that now come in a “boyshort” style so that these confused souls can still pretend they’re men during that time of the month when their vaginas are reminding them that they’re women:

The hiphugger, sport, cheeky, thong, and boyshort varieties each come with an absorbent, moisture-wicking, leak-resistant, and anti-microbial insert, which can replace sanitary products and still keep the wearer dry and fresh.

The company says it is composed of “proud feminists” who seek to empower girls and women; however, it failed to explain why it still supports women who hate being women so much that they pretend they’re men.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG ACCUSES HITLER OF BEING A CHRISTIAN
While discussing the Syrian refugee crisis on all-female squawkfest The View, black comedienne Whoopi Goldberg”€”who’d be a natural in the role of the cockroach if Hollywood were ever to make a feature film version of Kafka’s The Metamorphosis“€”said that we shouldn’t only focus on Muslims as potentially dangerous, since “Hitler was a Christian.” Her cohost Joy Behar, a joyless yenta, added that Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh was also a Christian, even though McVeigh claimed he was an agnostic.

The idea of Hitler being a Christian is often trotted out to downplay Muslim atrocities that are taking place in 2015 rather than 1945. He was born a Catholic, served as an altar boy, and also considered joining the priesthood. In speeches during the 1920s, he identified himself as a Christian and claimed that his movement was essentially Christian.

But over the years”€”especially the years he ruled Germany”€”he demonstrated an open antipathy toward Christianity. In 1941, Joseph Goebbels wrote that Hitler “hates Christianity, because it cripples all that is noble in humanity.”

In Hitler’s Table Talk, he is quoted thusly:

The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity’s illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity.

It would pain Whoopi Goldberg to know that when he was Fuhrer, Hitler spoke glowingly of Islam at the expense of Christianity and Judaism.


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