October 04, 2015
The Week’s Most Fabled, Mislabeled, and Transabled Headlines
NYC HONORS ETHEL ROSENBERG
Ethel Rosenberg, who along with her husband Julius formed America’s Most Hated Couple in the early 1950s, was executed in 1953 after a conviction for sharing atomic secrets with the Soviet Union.
Both of the Rosenbergs fried in the electric chair at Sing Sing one June evening in 1953. Mr. Rosenberg was dead with one zap, but Mrs. Rosenberg required so many additional jolts, smoke was reportedly coming from her head.
Last Monday”on what would have been her hundredth birthday”the New York City Council feted her as a working-class hero who’d been “wrongfully executed.”
Manhattan Borough President Gale Brewer designated September 28 as the “Ethel Rosenberg Day of Justice in the Borough of Manhattan.” She lauded the long-dead national traitor for “demonstrating great bravery” after helping lead a strike against the National New York Packing and Supply Company in 1935.
City Councilman Daniel Dromm blames Rosenberg’s execution on misguided Red Scare “hysteria”:
A lot of hysteria was created around anti-communism and how we had to defend our country, and these two people were traitors and we rushed to judgment and they were executed.
Why on Earth would people get “hysterical” over a belief system that was furiously piling up dead bodies to the point where they wound up out-killing the Nazis by at least a clip of 5-1? Why would America’s rubes work themselves into a froth over a known communist providing atomic-bomb secrets to a soul-crushing totalitarian regime that actively sought America’s destruction? Everyone knows that the Red Scare was some kind of paranoid conspiracy theory and that this woman was innocent”even though Soviet records reveal that she wasn’t.
CRITICS MAKE BEN CARSON SOUND EXCITING
Ben Carson is a retired neurosurgeon who seems so barely awake during all his public appearances, we suspect he may be on pills. We do know that he’s black, but apart from that no one, probably not even Ben Carson, knows why he’s running for president”unless it’s because he’s black.
But last week he said that a Muslim should never be elected president, that blacks are the Democrats’ “low-information” useful idiots who’ve been easily “manipulated,” and that the “politically correct police” have suppressed free speech in America to the point where it reminds him of Nazi Germany.
“Ben Carson Thrives On Hate,” squealed a website that thrives on hating anyone who isn’t a leftist zombie. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar”the basketball legend who was born Lew Alcindor until he famously converted to Islam and is, like, really really tall”wrote a piece in TIME magazine accusing both Ben Carson and Donald Trump of literally “committing hate crimes” merely by making statements.
Suddenly, half-awake Negroidal neurosurgeon Ben Carson seems exciting.
GERMANY: SPEW “HATE SPEECH” ONLINE, LOSE YOUR CHILD
As the unhinged radical left persists in forever denying the barkingly obvious difference between words and actions, Germany’s cultural overseers and thoughtcrime-accusing slave-masters are considering taking custody of children whose parents “share radical or xenophobic views on social media.” German newspaper Die Welt reports that expressing “radical” opinions online can lead to not only loss of one’s employment, but also the permanent loss of their loins’ spawn to the almighty, beneficent, and ever-lovin’ State.
The globalists who are flooding Germany with Middle Eastern “refugees” and demanding that the natives shut the fuck up about it or risk losing their children may be finally overplaying their hand. It’s not wise to kick a sleeping wolf, especially when it’s nursing puppies.
ASIAN WOMAN DEMANDS WHITE PEOPLE PAY FOR HER THERAPY AFTER BEING CALLED A “CHINK”
Rinna Rem’s parents fled the wide-scale malignancy that was Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia, yet still their daughter sees fit to bitch about how horrible America is.
Ms. Rem claims that last summer during a bar fight in Portland, OR, she suffered the wrist-slashingly painful indignity of being called a “Chink.”
And now she wants “white people” to pay for the psychological therapy she’s elected to take in order to gradually ameloriate the unbearable psychic pain of being called a “Chink.”
(In case you weren’t paying attention, someone called her a “Chink.”)
She has started a crowdfunding campaign called “White Friends, Pay For My Therapy”:
Dear white friends, I grew up in and live in the [Portland] area. The stress of living as a Thai-Cambodian woman in such a white city replete with constant interpersonal and institutional racism has a big toll on my health and wellbeing. I see an amazing therapist to cope with this s**t, but I spend $100/month on therapy for bi-weekly appointments. Now it’s your turn to pay!…Please don’t let racism shorten my life or kill me.
Help her, will you? Let’s all work together to ensure that Rinna Rem isn’t the first person in world history to die after being called a “Chink.” And let’s all laugh at the fact that the dumb white progressive assembly-line mannequins of Portland, despite the fact that they bend over backwards trying not to appear “racist,” still get called “racist” anyway.