See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Such were the age-old policy recommendations of the Three Wise Monkeys, since adopted by the total chimps who now rule over us. I have just viewed an exchange on a U.K. current affairs show involving a former Labour Party adviser named Mike Buckley, who ...
Children can sometimes be very cruel—but also very inventive. When I was a schoolboy myself during the 1990s, there was a performatively “suicidal” girl who constantly used to make millimeter-deep scratches in her wrist with a compass, thereby supposedly aiming to bleed to death very, very ...
In ancient Greece, women weren’t allowed to vote. This wasn’t mere bigoted, reasonless, irrational male sexism: It was based on actual biology. Participation in the public polis of Athens was forbidden for females, as they were said to suffer from a severe chronic condition called hysteria, ...
Highly surprisingly for a far-left regime, the current U.K. Labour Party Government has just achieved the key stereotypical right-wing aim of bringing back hanging. But only for the right kind of offender, naturally—namely, white and awkward ones. At first, we didn’t know for sure that tying a ...
My all-time favorite example of electoral interference came in 1997, when Zimbabwe’s former president the Reverend Canaan Banana was scurrilously accused of several acts of homosexual abuse, leading to the truly unimprovable front-page headline “MAN RAPED BY BANANA.” Some viewed this as no ...
At last! The benefits of diversity have finally arrived in my hometown! Recently, the front-page regional news story was all about a big black man named Mohammad Alhadi who had decided to begin spreading spontaneous joy across the locality by accosting random young men—some of them underage—and ...
Sometimes it really is cruel to be kind, as the old adage almost goes. If so, then our current Western #BeKind culture must be amongst the very cruelest societies ever to have existed. Kindness is now even henceforth to be taught in our schools as a “transferable skill.” This can’t end well. ...
As my basement human-sacrifice room has been looking a little dingy of late and putting off the rest of the coven, I was recently in need of the services of some professional painters and decorators to cover up and dispel all the bloodstains, evaporated adipose, severe smoke damage, and associated ...
When I was a small child, there were two little twin retard girls who used to entertain all the other kids on the housing estate by getting down on all fours and lapping up dog shit from the road in front of everybody whilst we all stood around laughing. Not even Donald Trump and J.D. Vance’s ...
"I didn’t realize repeatedly shooting Jesus in the face could be considered religiously offensive," Says Swiss Muslim Politician. How’s that for clickbait? Well, as this piece is about a truly abysmal clickbait European politician, I’m afraid I just couldn’t help myself. Last June, Swiss ...
