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President Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

Aug 05 2018

The Week’s Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines TRUMP KEEPS CALLING PEOPLE DUMB It has been firmly established beyond the mildest whisper of a doubt that

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Letters

Jul 30 2018

Mamas, Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up to Be Cowqueers Here is the full definition of “gender” from Merriam-Webster, the edition that came out about

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John Cowell

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Jul 29 2018

The Week’s Most Kissable, Transmissible, and Impermissible Headlines “PROUD BOYS” FALSELY DRAGGED INTO OAKLAND STABBING MURDER Last Sunday night in Oakland, an 18-year-old black female

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Letters

Jul 23 2018

London Squalling From today’s article London Squalling comes this gem: “ITS LIKE THEY SAY, SMALL HANDS…” Dear me, isn’t that an example of hand shaming?

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Alejandro Alvarez Villegas

The Week That Perished

Jul 22 2018

The Week’s Skankiest, Wankiest, and Crankiest Headlines ILLEGAL ALIEN, DEPORTED 11 TIMES, ACCUSED OF ATTACKING WIFE WITH A CHAINSAW (We would first like to apologize

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Letters

Jul 16 2018

Those Poor, Helpless Indian Savages The modern narrative of the noble savage does not mesh well with the idea of multiculturalism. The Comanches remind me

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The Week That Perished

Jul 15 2018

The Week’s Most Mutated, Castrated, and Backdated Headlines “COWBOY”: A RACIST AND SEXIST TERM THAT NEEDS TO BE SCALPED If you’re a nonwhite female who’s

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Letters

Jul 09 2018

You Couldn’t Handle a Revolution Jim Goad has done a brutally brilliant job of dissecting the Left’s attempt to make us common folk fall into

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Justin Trudeau

The Week That Perished

Jul 08 2018

The Week’s Most Hispanic, Volcanic, and Satanic Headlines JUSTIN TRUDEAU: HIM, TOO? As the telegenic fist-puppet of the global elite, Justin Trudeau does everything his

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Letters

Jul 02 2018

The Week That Perished I read with interest the findings that Kim Jong Un is more popular than Nancy Pelosi among Republicans. But I would

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Jarrod Ramos

The Week That Perished

Jul 01 2018

The Week’s Scariest, Wariest, and Hairiest Headlines FACEBOOK STALKER SHOOTS UP MARYLAND NEWSROOM, TRUMP ACCUSED OF CAUSING IT According to Maryland police, last Thursday 38-year-old

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Letters

Jun 25 2018

Why is the World Getting Dumber? Jim Goad’s article of 18th June: ‘Why Is The World Getting Dumber?’, brought to mind an observation made by

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Tom Arnold

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Jun 24 2018

The Week’s Most Sadistic, Simplistic, and Fascistic Headlines IS TOM ARNOLD A C.I.A. MIND-CONTROL ROBOT? If it is true that whom the gods would destroy

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Letters

Jun 17 2018

Gaza: The Cold Sore of the World An excellent piece by Cole. His writing has gotten noticeably better in the 2 years or so he’s

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Albert Einstein

The Week That Perished

Jun 17 2018

The Week’s Brainiest, Grainiest, and Zaniest Headlines EINSTEIN: NO FRIEND OF THE CHINAMAN Albert Einstein was an extremely smart mathematician whose theories helped lead to

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Letters

Jun 11 2018

Too Much Monkey Business No, they cancelled ALL the Roseanne shows, including every single old episode re-run. Because the audience, at least for the last

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Sebastian Kurz

The Week That Perished

Jun 10 2018

The Week’s Dustiest, Mustiest, and Fustiest Headlines SUPREME COURT: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BAKE THAT GAY CAKE AFTER ALL Bad news for people who insist

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Letters

Jun 04 2018

In Defense of Degeneracy Mr.  Goad, Your latest rant hit things pretty much bang on: assail the humorless, puritanical cretins of the left with plain

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Louis Farrakhan

The Week That Perished

Jun 03 2018

The Week’s Most Uptight, Impolite, and Dynamite Headlines JUDGE ORDERS PRESS BLACKOUT OVER TOMMY ROBINSON ARREST Tanning salon owner, English Defence League founder and anti-Islam

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Letters

May 28 2018

Can a Pope Change Moral Truth? I did Infectious Diseases for a career during which I shepherded many a gay man to a death due

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Colin Kaepernick

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May 27 2018

The Week’s Most Boring, Soaring, and Adoring Headlines CENSUS: NEARLY A QUARTER OF AMERICANS OVER AGE FIVE DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH AT HOME If you count

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Letters

May 21 2018

Occam’s Condom I’m a single black woman who lives in LA County. I’ve beaten the STD odds across the board—meaning none—using a very simple method:

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The Week That Perished

May 20 2018

The Week’s Most Alien, Mammalian, and Sesquipedalian Headlines BLACK WRITER SETS ODDS ON WHEN TRUMP WILL FINALLY SAY THE “N-WORD” Michael Harriot is a black

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Letters

May 14 2018

The Affirmative Action Honor System The utility of Affirmative Action is that it allows affluent whites, who are never impacted by it, feel enlightened and

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Eric Schneiderman

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May 13 2018

The Week’s Most Predatory, Statutory, and Transitory Headlines IS NEW YORK’S ATTORNEY GENERAL A RACIST, WOMAN-BEATING SEXUAL PREDATOR? New York State Attorney Eric Schneiderman has

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Letters

May 07 2018

Enumerating Jews Mr. Sailer quips that “great-grandpa wasn’t trying to join a WASP golf club, he was instead blackballed by a German Jewish golf club.”