The Week’s Most Morrissey Threat, Jimmy Kimmel Regret, and Germans Must Never Forget Headlines GUN SMITHS “Oh, mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head...” So sang everyone’s favorite miserable Mancunian ...

The Week’s Most Father Ted, Breast Owners Misled, and Vote for the Dead Headlines TREATY OF WEST-FAILURE Hoping to win looming local elections in the German state of North Rhine Westphalia, no fewer than six ...

It is now many years since I practiced medicine in an insalubrious part of a British city, but a case in France brought memories of that time. I am not sure that the memories of that time are entirely happy, but they are ...

A civilization confident in itself reads the Iliad. A civilization in decline denounces it. Guess which one we are. A confident civilization does not quake at the sight of Homer. It does not avert its gaze from Pericles or ...

In England, a popular saying has always gone, “If you want to know the time, ask a policeman.” The aphorism has today been extended to further read, “Because a policeman is the only one safe from getting his watch stolen ...

The Week’s Most Barbie-Is-Unclean, Robo-Womb-Machine, and Baby-in-a-Bean Headlines TWILIGHT JONES America’s most daring teller of (literally) unbelievable truths, Alex Jones, has been handed a harsh new Texan court ruling ...

Well, so much for the vaunted renewable energy "transition" to save the planet. This was always a fable. We get 80% of our energy from fossil fuels, and with Donald Trump now in the White House, that ratio is rising, not ...

A kindly friend of mine drew my attention to an article in the Guardian newspaper about a British couple, Craig and Lindsay Foreman, who are currently being held hostage, or as bargaining chips for future use, in Iran. They ...

I live in New York City. "Proud Democratic Socialist" Zohran Mamdani is likely to be my next mayor. I'm not happy about it. But I am outnumbered. Mamdani is popular. He won more primary votes than any other candidate in ...

The Week’s Most Stolen African Bits, Jeans Cause Splits, and Danish Mermaid’s Massive Tits Headlines UGLY RHETORIC Russian saber-rattling over Ukraine got even worse lately with Russia stationing nuclear-capable bombers ...

Asked a few weeks ago why Alejandro Mayorkas, the former secretary of Homeland Security, hadn't been arrested yet, President Trump said, "I'll take a look at that one because what he did is beyond incompetence." Apparently, ...

If black people were consumer products, they’d have to ban them. Here in Health-and-Safety Britain, a single baby pokes their eye out on a loose pin on a particular brand of cheaply made Taiwanese teddy bear, and they’re ...

Back in the good old days, before anyone had ever heard of the name Kardashian, the month of August signaled the smart set’s exodus from the French Riviera for cooler climes. The great unwashed, as they were then called, ...

My nearest Giant Catholic House of God, the Metropolitan Cathedral of Christ the King in the northwest English city of Liverpool, has just received Grade-I Listed Status from the U.K. government as a piece of nationally ...