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Invasion of the Nasty Nerds

The so-far triumphant transgender movement is a political coalition that includes two polar opposite sets of allies who are so radically different in their thought styles that ...

An Age of Weak Men

“It’s one thing to deplore eugenics on ideological, political, moral grounds,” Richard Dawkins tweeted on Sunday. “It’s quite another to conclude that it wouldn’t work ...

Our Balls, Ourselves

Brothers, gents, countrymen, and assorted randy lads and bucks galloping like centaurs through fields of feminine flowers and wantonly squirting their seed the world over, I ...

Western Civilization’s Last Line of Defense

Every time we endure another comedian-related "€œcontroversy"€"€”two weeks ago it was The Daniel Tosh Rape Joke Experience"€”other comedians quickly rise to express their ...

“€œWe”€™re White, We”€™re Male, and We Suck!”€

American culture reached Peak Beta last week as three privileged white-male pundits wrote essays declaring that privileged white males suck. Lifelong morbidly obese bitchy ...

Tiger Juice

Baseball's two highest paid players, Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez, have been revealed to be performance-enhancing drug cheaters over the last year, making golf seem like the ...

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