My Proposed Deal with the MAGA Base

In the past few days, The New York Times has run the following headlines: Aug. 10, 2024: New Battleground Polls Show Harris Has Fundamentally Changed the Race Aug. 10, 2024: Inside the Worst Three Weeks of Donald Trump's 2024 Campaign Aug. 10, 2024: Harris Leads Trump in Three Key States, Times/Siena Polls Find Aug. 13, 2024: Nate Silver on How Kamala Harris Changed the Odds Aug. 13, 2024: What the Polls Say About Harris Erasing Trump's Lead on the Economy Apparently, the media's plan to prevent Kamala Harris from answering any questions before Election Day is working! As long as the ...

Sen. J.D. Vance

Pick the Hillbilly Trump

Now that it looks like Trump is seriously going to be the Republican nominee for president, who should his vice president be? If he's headed for a catastrophic, 1964-style ...

Professors of Politics: Now Even THE SCIENCE Tells You to Dump Trump!

A new report just released by the U.K.’s Royal College of Pediatrics and Child Health has recommended England immediately bans the smacking of children in its entirety—bad ...

Abraham Hamadeh

Trump Not Sending His Best

Picture your ideal Republican candidate. Would they look something like this? 1. An "anchor baby" (technically, "illegal immigrant"); 2. Parents were illegal aliens from Syria, ...

How the Hard Right Could Lose an Easy Win

One more Super Tuesday piece. George Gascon, the Soros-backed mass-murdering district attorney, was up against a slew of candidates looking to take him down. Gascon had to get ...

Primarily Speaking: Notes From L.A.

Congratulations, MAGA. You got your Biden/Trump rematch. Just so you know, us opinion journalists were hoping for a long, eventful primary...because we need material. As Eric ...

Stealing Home (Or, a Banana Republic, if You Can Keep It)

After his one term was mercifully brought to a close, former president Jimmy Carter has busied himself both as a spokesman for Habitat for Humanity as well as some sort of ...

Post-Apocalypse America

Having lost a few (lots of) steak dinner bets on whether Trump would be the nominee (I said no), and nursing my bitter disappointment that it won't be Florida's miracle governor, ...

Biden’s Three Paths to Victory

Democrats have three paths to victory next November, all being eagerly embraced by Republicans. PLAN A: Enrage Republicans by bringing a string of ludicrous indictments, civil ...

All I Want for Christmas is to Be Treated Like Nikki Haley

The media are trying to pick the GOP nominee for us just like they did with John McCain. (Remember how great that worked out?) Once again, their pick is the whiny warmonger -- ...

A Gift Horse, Gelded

Rampant crime is a major concern these days, but the GOP hasn’t profited from it. It’s puzzling why a topic that used to be a no-brainer for Republicans hasn’t yielded the ...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Dems Have Now Officially Rejected President John F. Kennedy’s Legacy

There's a political cartoon going around that shows John F. Kennedy and Robert F. Kennedy sitting on a couch watching a speech by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The two hold their palms to ...

Nikki Haley

Revealed! Nikki Haley’s Husband and His Djibouti Call

Will Republicans ever rebel against the execrable primary debates foisted on us every four years? Vetting presidential candidates is one of our most important civic duties, but ...

Nikki Haley

Nikki Haley: Throw Out the Baby — Keep the Bathwater!

You'd think the one thing Republicans would have learned from the 2016 Trump campaign is that voters wanted something completely different from what the GOP had been ...


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