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Here are the Nutcases Who Believe in ‘Replacement’

The "Great Replacement Theory" (GRT) has taken the media by storm! It seems that the white racist who shot up a grocery store full of black people last weekend cited GRT in his 180-page "manifesto." First of all, journalists need to understand that GRT is only a theory taught in advanced law ...

Dems Speak Out on Roe! Release the Covid Variants!

I guess Democrats realized that having feminist harpies fan out across the airwaves to shriek about the vital importance of aborting babies wasn't helping, because we all woke up Monday morning to ... A NEW SURGE OF CORONAVIRUS! Maybe that will distract the dingbats. They probably all think they ...

Alito Will Save Lives, Not Biden

When the draft Supreme Court opinion overruling "Roe v. Wade" leaked on Monday, my first thought was: WHY COULDN'T THEY WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR? ("Roe" is in quotes because Planned Parenthood v. Casey already overruled Roe, but "Roe" is still used to describe the nonexistent right to abortion.) Yes, ...

Liberal Doomsday Scenario: Free Speech on Twitter

I want to send flowers and chocolates to the Twitter employee who permanently suspended The Babylon Bee. Maybe a car. Apparently, it was the inanity of that decision that incensed Elon Musk, whereupon he decided to purchase the entire platform to stop the censorship. Liberals, until five minutes ...

The Pandemic Made Me Do It!

With the mind-boggling rise in violent crime since the Democrats turned all policing policies over to BLM, the media have become obsessed with convincing us that it's all the fault of the pandemic. (At least they're not blaming it on Putin this time.) In its coverage of the subway shooting by a ...

Promoting Diversity

Weird that the media didn't cite Ketanji Brown Jackson's height and weight as her most important characteristics. When it came to THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN ON THE SUPREME COURT, it was all about her race. But after a guy shot up a New York City subway car this week, the last thing the media wanted to ...

Media Go Wild for Child-Porn Friendly Judge

These were Google's top headlines this week about the hearings on President Biden's Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson: White House chief of staff Ron Klain hits back at Sen. Ted Cruz -- Business Insider, April 4, 2022 Cory Booker demolishes GOP attempts to smear Ketanji Brown -- ...

Ketanji Brown Jackson

Pro-Crime Party Nominates a Justice

Presidents are entitled to nominate Supreme Court justices who represent their party and its values. Using that as our guide, President Joe Biden picked the Democrats' perfect Supreme Court justice: Ketanji Brown Jackson. If you'd given me a thousand bucks to come up with a question that would ...

Protecting Biden is a Full-Time Job for the Times

This is an odd line to read in The New York Times: In "a still-emerging story" (exciting, no?), Project Veritas "worked to expose personal information about the Biden family at a crucial stage of the 2020 campaign." Isn't that what journalists are supposed to do? Just kidding! As we saw with ...

Dem Nightmare: What if the War Ends Before November?

Great news for Joe Biden. After months of abysmal public approval numbers, President Biden's favorability among registered voters has soared by 2 points to 45%! And all he had to do was bring us to the brink of World War III. The media are thrilled with the possibility of nuclear war with Russia. ...