Ow, My Balls! (A Meditation on the Benefits of Canadian Healthcare)

"€œIt never seems to amaze me"€ (as P Diddy once said) how confidently people speak about something as incredibly complex as healthcare. They know America spends more on healthcare than Canada and they know one in six Americans go without it. Therefore, Canada has a better system. The longer ...

Ann Coulter and Ottawa U: Goodbye College, Hello Madrasah

When Harvard President Larry Summers dared to imply men are better at math and science than women, his students almost fainted, literally. Nancy Hopkins, a biology student at the school, stumbled outside claiming, if she stayed, "€œI would’ve either blacked out or thrown up."€ Summers ...

The Death of Math

With the Boomer Revolution came the reinvention of everything we used to take for granted. The first old guard institution they decided to shut down was, "€œDoing the math."€ Now we have New Math and the word "€œScience"€ applies to everything from astrology to having your hair done. You ...

New York City: An Elephant’s Graveyard for Ovaries

Ladies, do yourself a favor, escape from New York. It is the worst possible place to find a man. The ones that are available have been spoiled rotten by the unequal distribution of women to men and even if you get one into a semi-normal relationship, he will cheat. Spend a few dates with a New ...

Oscar Fashion Wrap: What The Red Carpet Taught Us

Last night, the world stopped what they were doing and tuned into the red carpet event of the century, the 82nd Academy Awards. Since 1929, regular folk have been dazzled by the likes of George Clooney, James Cameron, and Gabourey Sidibe. We watch spellbound as they strut down the carpet in all ...

The Book of Genesis by R. Crumb: A Review

Most people know Robert Crumb as that esoteric cartoonist from the 60s who did the "€œKeep on Truckin"€™"€ guy. Comic nerds like myself, however, see him as the second coming of Christ. He has completed dozens of graphic novels over the years and the drawings just keep getting better. His ...

Does Every Male Model Have To Be A Dumb Blonde Now?

Handsome men born before 1970 were no different than any other, average-looking, men. I mean, they were the captains of the football team and they felt the breasts of every cute girl in school and they eventually ran huge marketing companies that made thousands of people rich but, on the inside, ...

John Stossel: More Anarchist Than Most

The Anarchists in Vancouver are not happy about the Winter Olympics being held there and recently marched through town smashing windows, covering their faces, and yelling about everything from capitalism to the seal hunt to indigenous land. Some of their beefs are valid. The Olympics is a big waste ...

The Hidden Inspiration of Vampire Weekend

New York City is for the rich and the young. If you"€™re not either of those things, get out. Those who stay are doomed to sitting in a tiny apartment all alone and bitching about rich kids in love. This is what the majority of my friends do. They gripe about mythical trust fund hipsters who are ...

The Problem With Hipster Porn

Anyone who's seen Mike Tyson fight is aware of the benefits a violent childhood can bring. You don"€™t have to condone kids getting beat up every day to enjoy seeing him in the ring. You don"€™t want your children to follow the same path, but as far as Tyson's shitty life goes, there's no ...