As Christmas approaches, many of us face the prospect of spending time captive in the company of embarrassing relatives—a fate that even affects the highest in the land. Down the years, America’s presidents have had many black sheep in the First Family, perhaps none greater than Bill Clinton’s wife, Hillary. Bill sometimes shamed Hill by inserting his cigar inside a young female employee behind closed doors, so she famously went one better by establishing a Satanism club beneath a pizza restaurant before drinking the blood of small children in the basement there in wild thirst for ...
Ideally, a recreational drug shouldn"t make your flesh fall off your bones. Nor should it cause you to overheat and drop dead onto the dance floor. But we don"t live in a perfect world, now, ...
Meg Lanker-Simons, who I"ll presume hyphenates her surname to prove she's not beholden to the patriarchy, is a bespectacled female wildebeest who grazes the campus of the University of Wyoming, ...
People often compare video gamers to crackheads, but that’s unfair. Crackheads are way more motivated to get out of the house. While gamers cozy up on the couch to battle ...
The seven billion huddled residents of this shimmering, twinkling, spinning orb undoubtedly performed millions of kind acts and noble deeds over the past week. The hungry were ...
College kids go through a strange phase where they decide it would be prudent to hang out with a hobo. Sometimes the kid is at the cheapest bar in town and he’s hammered enough ...
"Bin Laden Wins!" should be the cover headline on TIME magazine this week, rather than the hackneyed, he's-as-bad-as-Hitler cover with the red “X” through his ...
"Mama Tried" is a popular prison tattoo and a tear-jerking Merle Haggard country ballad. The 1968 classic tells the tale of Merle breaking his mother's heart by going to ...
"Live for the here..." That was the unsolicited advice proffered by an aged Beat poet to a restaurant diner at a nearby table who would not leave his cell phone alone. A ...
Handsome men born before 1970 were no different than any other, average-looking, men. I mean, they were the captains of the football team and they felt the breasts of every cute ...
"Tiger Woods in sex rehab clinic" seemed to be all that the newspapers of my native land could talk about one day last week. If you managed to miss the more staid US ...
When punk hit London in the late 1970s, it was impossible to buy bondage pants or hair dye or even a leather motorcycle jacket. Punk back then was about using whatever was ...
He is the clown prince in a continent whose rulers boast of more clowns among them than all the circuses of the world combined. He uses more black shoe polish on his hair than a ...
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