The Week That Perished

Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you do?

If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone would have had to have said, at least once in their 70+ years, something along the lines of “I desire an all-white nation.”

Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as effeminate.

We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life problems.

They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still won.

The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the oppressed.

Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the SS.

Even though she apparently lacks even a droplet of charisma, Miz Ara was slated to give a speech about, oh, vaginas and art or something at Oxford Brookes University until some perpetually aggrieved casualty of gender dysphoria caught wind of the fact that Ara might as well be Hitler for embracing such a debunked, hateful, and dangerous idea as “women are women.”

They must be making some Grade-A meth up there in South Dakota these days.

A new promotional video by the state’s security agency depicts atheism, homosexuality, and feminism as “extremist ideas” that deserve derision, scorn, shunning, humiliation, torture, and, what the hell, decapitation.