The Week’s Most Pelosi Exit Route, Porn Star Jesus Reboot, and Politician in a Badger Suit Headlines WHEN NANCY DREW TO A CLOSE Nancy Pelosi has finally announced her imminent ...

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The Week’s Most Halloween Becomes Obscene, Spanish Monsters Queer Your Teen, and Ghosts of the Gazan Mujahideen Headlines HARDON PARDON? It’s Halloween later this week, and ...

The Week’s Most Identity Unknown, Naked Bicycling Zone, and Little Maddie Full-Grown? Headlines THE MAN WITH NO NAME The U.K. government is currently in the controversial ...

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The Week’s Most Blair’s Gaza Rules, Antiwhite Schools, and Ship of Gay Fools Headlines BLAIR SUPERIORITY Once the current war in the Holy Land is finally over, what comes ...

The Week’s Most Morrissey Threat, Jimmy Kimmel Regret, and Germans Must Never Forget Headlines GUN SMITHS “Oh, mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head...” So sang ...

The Week’s Most Black Scottish Laird, Trump Talking Merde, and Calling Charlie a Turd Headlines TRANSLATING TRUMP With people being canceled left, right, and center (well, ...

The Week’s Most Redraw the Map, Putin’s Immortality Trap, and Total Transgender Crap Headlines OFF THE CHARTS Homer Simpson once thought a map of the world was homophobic ...

The Week’s Most Bacon Foresworn, Trans Nazi Scorn, and Minister of Porn Headlines A MODEL CITIZEN They say attack is the best form of defense; but in today’s Islamized ...

The Week’s Most Barbie-Is-Unclean, Robo-Womb-Machine, and Baby-in-a-Bean Headlines TWILIGHT JONES America’s most daring teller of (literally) unbelievable truths, Alex Jones, ...

The Week’s Most Superman Smeared, Dolls Go Weird, and Quest to Grow a Big Gay Beard Headlines KRYPTO-FASCISM? Once upon a time, Superman had only to fight enemies like evil ...

The Week’s Most Stolen African Bits, Jeans Cause Splits, and Danish Mermaid’s Massive Tits Headlines UGLY RHETORIC Russian saber-rattling over Ukraine got even worse lately ...

The Week’s Most Macron Deception, Monkey Misdirection, and Burning Contraception Headlines FRENCH LETTERS (OF COMPLAINT) Serious diplomatic disputes are afoot between America ...

The Week’s Most Attention Is Diverted, Truths Are Skirted, and Monks Are Perverted Headlines BLUE (STATE) MOVIES Despite the continuing loud disquiet of his base, President ...