David Cole

David Cole

David Cole, the “Jewish Holocaust Revisionist,” spent the past eighteen years as David Stein the “Republican Party Animal,” working with GOP higher-ups and blogging for major conservative sites. His “outing” provided many examples of cringe-inducing humor, detailed in his book “Republican Party Animal.”

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Goin’ Ape Over Racism!

Jun 05 2018

Of all the bans I’ve drawn on Facebook (yes, I’ve been on a bit of a bender about this in recent weeks, so I promise


Calochortus Catalinae

In Grudging Praise of White Racists

May 29 2018

Whenever I invite guests to my house for high tea, the first thing they notice is my stunningly vibrant flower garden. Indeed, fellow gardening enthusiasts


Huntington Beach, CA

Colored People of Color

May 22 2018

Last month, I drew a 30-day Facebook ban because I posted a column that had the word “tranny” in the title (full disclosure: it was

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Adam Parfrey Saved My Life

May 15 2018

During his 61 years on this earth, Adam Parfrey was called a fascist, a commie, a Nazi, a misogynist, a right-wing conspiracy nut, a left-wing

Bitch, Please!

Deserve’s Got Nothin’ to Do With It, Precious

May 08 2018

Did you hear the one about the fat black woman on the plane? It’s a real knee-slapper, at least for those of us who are

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Lynching Toward Redemption

May 01 2018

The dream has finally been realized: America now has a national lynching memorial, and if you’re like me, you bought your tickets way in advance

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Smearing the Smearers

Apr 24 2018

As I’m sure you’ve heard, two black dudes went into a Starbucks last week and claimed a table without ordering anything. And then they (yes,

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Donald Trump: The First Jewish President?

Apr 17 2018

Trump’s barely been in office a year and a half, but already his presidency has been analyzed to death, with every new diagnosis contradicting the

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Dwarfs vs. Trannies

Apr 10 2018

Black lives may matter, but some matter less than others. Poor Stephon Clark. He was so close to the sainthood that is bestowed upon any

Another Apology

Memo to Laura Ingraham: Never Beg

Apr 03 2018

In an episode of the seminal 1980s TV show Hill Street Blues, Detective Buntz (a pre–NYPD Blue Dennis Franz) and a fellow detective, Rodriguez, are

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Geena Davis

For White Girls Who Have Considered (Career) Suicide

Mar 27 2018

It’s been less than a month since actress Frances McDormand used her Oscar acceptance speech to push for the adoption of “inclusion riders” in entertainment-industry

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Diversity Bridge Is Falling Down, My Fair Lady

Mar 20 2018

Well, that is damned inconvenient. A state-of-the-art pedestrian bridge hailed as the inevitably wondrous result of diversity in engineering has collapsed within days of being

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Himmler’s Damnable Logic

Mar 13 2018

I found out last week that the Wendy Bell lawsuit, which I covered in November 2016, has been settled. Bell was a popular anchorwoman at

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Hogging the Gun Control Limelight

Mar 06 2018

I am so sick of David Hogg, the pompadorable Parkland school shooting “survivor” and media-darling gun control activist. And I feel an intense need to

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Gates ’n’ Guns in the Ghetto

Feb 27 2018

I hate to say this, because the last thing I ever want to sound like is a writer for Salon, but damn, this “debate” over

Bitch, Please!

The Battle of Bollocks

Feb 20 2018

When I think of The Avengers, what comes to mind is not the bloated comic-book franchise in which overpaid actors cavort in front of a

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Farting on Black People

Feb 13 2018

I’ve often thought of Black History Month as a Valentine’s Day gift to those of us who are single. With the annual media barrage of

Oy Vey!

The JQ in the GOP

Feb 06 2018

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Paul Nehlen. After all, why bother thinking about something that’s going to be gone in a

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California Brownout

Jan 30 2018

“If you’re black, we cannot be friends. Go fuckin’ die, you ugly-ass black people.” So begins a Snapchat video by a female California high school

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Elie Wiesel

Healthy, Virile Jewish Hate

Jan 23 2018

“What is it with you Jews, anyway?” asks Clint Eastwood’s shell-shocked Air Force pilot in the 1982 thriller Firefox. And damned if last week I

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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah’s Depraved Indifference

Jan 16 2018

Our most effective U.S. presidents—and keep in mind, I’m saying “most effective,” not “best”—possessed, to one degree or another, a certain measure of indifference to


Witch Doctors Choke On Trump’s Tea Leaves

Jan 09 2018

When a witch doctor reads the leaves in a sucker’s, I mean customer’s, teacup (a process known as “tasseography”), it’s essential that the mark, I

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The Left-Wing Cannibal Holocaust

Jan 02 2018

Her name was Nari and she was the tallest Korean girl I’d ever seen. Six foot, at least. It was 1996 and we were on


The Brutality of the Resistance

Dec 26 2017

In times of war, neutrality is rarely rewarded. And if you’re a citizen of a country smack in the middle of a war, it can

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Hollywood’s Very Bad Year

Dec 19 2017

2017 started poorly for the entertainment industry. An unprecedented screwup during the Academy Awards led to the wrong film being named Best Picture. That was


The Death of the False Flag

Dec 12 2017

In the 1972 black comedy The Ruling Class, Peter O’Toole plays Jack, a paranoid schizophrenic British nobleman who thinks he’s Jesus. Jack’s family members hatch