Bruce Cochran, Author at Taki's Magazine - Taki's Magazine

Bruce Cochran

Bruce Cochran is a freelance writer who lives with his dog Spike in West Hollywood, California.

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Yanking the Lever in Sin City

Bruce Cochran

Las Vegas is the the most inorganic of all American cities. Surrounded by a dry, dusty, pr...

Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg

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Burning Yachts and Burning Money

Bruce Cochran

BREAKING NEWS (well, sort of"it happened over a month ago)"The world's largest sai...

Snoop Dogg

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Dope Doggy Dogg

Bruce Cochran

I"ve often felt that the War on Terror was the best thing that happened to globetrotti...

Love Life

Flags at Half-Mast, Please

Bruce Cochran

My gay cousin once told me that the beauty of modern living is that there are so many diff...

Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger

Lit Crit

Fifty Shades of Frustration

Bruce Cochran

Now that I have been sucked into the vortex that is the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, I am...

Paris Jackson

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Billionaires, Bimbos, and the Black Brady Bunch

Bruce Cochran

London's big scandal this past week involves a rapper, a Rothschild, and a handsome son of...

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Madonna, Don”t Preach

Bruce Cochran

Always one to court controversy in lieu of talent, Madonna recently projected an enormous ...

Queen Elizabeth II

High Society

Diamond Jubilation

Bruce Cochran

I love Queen Elizabeth. I love her pastel-colored outfits. I love her little black handbag...

Gossip

Cochran’s Guide to Suicide

Bruce Cochran

If you"re looking for a husband, ladies, stay away from the Kennedys! Chances are bett...

King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia of Spain

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Royal Rake

Bruce Cochran

The delightful readers of Taki's Magazine have spoken! I hereby declare this week's column...

Tinsley Mortimer

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Tinsleytown

Bruce Cochran

Judging from last week's comments, there are not many Kardashian fans here on Taki's Mag. ...

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Krazy for the Kardashians

Bruce Cochran

Kall me krazy, but I love the Kardashians. This is Kardashian Week if there ever was on...

Rachel Maddow

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Sue Me!

Bruce Cochran

Remember when people used to say, "Sue me!" if you complained about something they...

Frances Bean Cobain

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Freeloaders and Bloodsuckers

Bruce Cochran

Hollywood has a rule: If it's true, it's strange. Kurt Cobain's widow Courtney Love recen...

Donald Trump

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Accolades for Acolytes

Bruce Cochran

Welcome to Taki's Mag, all you do-gooders who"ve discovered us this past week! It's a ...

Bradley Cooper in The Hangover

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Hollywood: Dysfunction Junction

Bruce Cochran

At six foot nine, Kris Humphries may literally be the world's biggest ass. This giant goob...

January Jones

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Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-ins

Bruce Cochran

This week brings a steamin’ hot plate of scandal, scandal, scandal"flour bombs, ...

Johnny Depp

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More Acting and Less Activism, Please

Bruce Cochran

Don"t you hate it when actors get involved in politics? I do, and not only because I u...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

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Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy Derby

Bruce Cochran

Who's easier to mock"athletes or celebrities? It's a neck-and-neck race, each one stre...

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Glitter From the Gutter

Bruce Cochran

Not much is happening in the celebrity gutter this week unless you count the big pregnancy...

Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog

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Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and Fashion

Bruce Cochran

Although most critics lambasted this year's Oscar show, I roared with laughter. The jokes ...

Miley Cyrus

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Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock “n” Roll

Bruce Cochran

CASTING STONES Oliver Stone's son has converted to Islam and is now the righteous Sean Ali...

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From the Revolting to the Ridiculous

Bruce Cochran

THE DARK ANGEL DESCENDS ON BEVERLY HILLS Singer Whitney Houston’s drug-addled body final...

Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain

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Drugs, Sugar, and Cigarettes

Bruce Cochran

What a week in headline news. If I see one more thing about Iran and Israel, I am going to...

Demi Moore

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Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion

Bruce Cochran

Hollywood made a silent film in the 21st century. Big whoop. Now they’re acting like the...

Heidi Klum and Seal

Gossip

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Bruce Cochran

Last year was a banner year for Los Angeles divorce attorneys. The most high-profile split...

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