Too Old for Viagra, Too Young for Drinking, and Too Scared to Date Again

Dear Delphi, I am a 68-year-old man and I want to use Viagra. My concern is that it is not healthy. I am worried about kidney failure, a heart attack, a paralyzing stroke, permanent brain damage, or other problems I can"€™t even imagine. Do you think it is worth it? I don"€™t have a wife or a ...

Catching Hell From a Hellene, the Flirty French, and Let “€œThe One”€ Have Some Fun

Dear Delphi, The other night I was out to dinner with one of my best friends and her husband starts awkwardly rambling about how he is attracted to pregnant women. Both his wife and I are pregnant, and I thought to myself: "€œHow sweet; he loves his wife, he is excited she is pregnant and is ...

Cheating on a Cheater, Perfectly Annoying Mommy, and Greedy French Fiancée

Dear Delphi, I know my husband has been cheating on me. He also knows that I know, because I hired a private investigator who nailed him red-handed. I wanted to get back at him, so I slept with two men without telling him. I have to admit it made me feel better and was actually a little fun after ...

World’s Worst Best Friend, Roman Rumblings, Freezing and Friendless

Dear Delphi, I"€™ve had a crush on my best friend's husband for the past five years. I have never acted on my crush because I thought it was just me, plus she is my best friend. Recently I get the impression he likes me, too. Should I say something? "€”Torn in Tampa Dear Torn in ...

Gay Old Dad, Secret-Agent Son, and Pesky Pack-Rat Partner

Dear Delphi, I am 25 and my 56-year-old dad, who is still married to my mother, just came out and announced his intention to leave us for his lover"€”his male lover. He was very apologetic and sad about the whole thing but I am angry"€”very angry"€”and I feel betrayed. I foresee a lot of ...

Starry-Eyed Other Woman, Mean-Spirited Mother-in-Law, and Falsely Accused Husband

Dear Delphi, I am the other woman. I have been seeing this older married man for about three months. I really like him and he says he really likes me, but he never talks about his wife. I think their relationship is doomed and I am falling in love. Should I tell him how I feel and ask/tell him to ...

Too Young to Marry, Cradle-Robbing Cougar, and Blowing Off the Ex-Wife’s Funeral

Dear Delphi, My 22-year-old son is about to graduate from college and has announced he is marrying his college girlfriend this summer. I think he is too young and is going to regret his decision. I also think his girlfriend pressured him into it. Is there anything I can do or say to get him at the ...

Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance Money

Dear Delphi, My husband wants to do one of those couple-switching parties, and I am considering it. I did some research and honestly it seems like it may be a little fun. We have been married for 25 years and the thing is, I love my husband and don"€™t want this to change our relationship, but I ...

Flirtin”€™ Fool, Bangin”€™ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40

Dear Delphi, My boyfriend's sister's husband"€”he's 42 and I"€™m 26"€”was flirting with me at dinner the other night. I don"€™t know if he was drunk or not; sure, he drank a lot but he was not acting drunk. But he kept smiling, winking, and flirting...YUCK. Should I tell my boyfriend's ...

Hookers at the Hedgerow, Teenage Orgies, and Teaching Your Daughter to Strip

Dear Delphi, I am an American married to an American, and we live in the countryside just outside of Rome. The problem is that directly in front of our gate we have two to three prostitutes working all day, dressed scantily to say the least. My children"€”thank God they are boys"€”are starting ...