The Week's Most Baneful, Painful, and Disdainful Headlines U.S. GAMBLES $6 TRILLION ON IRAQ, LOSES The United States military spent eight years tearing Iraq to pieces in order to ...
The Week's Most Contrarian, Barbarian, and Proletarian Headlines BIG BROTHER's FIRST TWEET The Central Intelligence Agency"which applies its intelligence in a constructive ...
The Week's Most Despotic, Chaotic, and Psychotic Headlines WHITE COP WINS DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT A federal jury has awarded a white police lieutenant from Long Island $1.35 ...
The Week's Most Rotten, Forgotten, and Misbegotten Headlines HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A PAMPERED YOUNG MAN SCORNED On Friday evening in the small coastal town of Isla Vista, CA, ...
The Week’s Most Disturbing, Perturbing, and Unnerving Headlines BLACKS V. BOARD OF EDUCATION Last Saturday marked the 60-year anniversary of the landmark Brown v. Board of ...
The Week's Most Aimless, Brainless, and Shameless Headlines A CAVALCADE OF APOLOGIES Crushed under the increasingly harsh mandates of the Global Church of Human Equality, the ...
"Da news!" yells a 70-year-old man at the bar around the corner from my office. Then he harrumphs and adds, "Yeah, I LOVE watching da news." His friend the ...
The Week's Most Treacherous, Lecherous, and Obstreperous Headlines PICKING AT SCABS IN NORTHERN IRELAND The Police Service of Northern Ireland arrested Sinn Féin president ...
The Week's Most Steroidal, Negroidal, and Hemorrhoidal Headlines WHITE MEN, WRONG WORDS Two elderly white men got in trouble last week for making the sort of comments that ...
The Week's Most Suspicious, Seditious, and Meretricious Headlines NANCY PELOSI's FOOT FETISH Last week in San Francisco, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi got down on her ...
The Week's Most Regrettable, Lamentable, and Unforgettable Headlines HAPPY TAX FREEDOM DAY! As Americans scramble to file their 2013 tax returns by tomorrow's midnight deadline, ...
The Week's Most Momentous, Horrendous, and Portentous Headlines THE WORLD's MOST HOMOPHOBIC WEB BROWSER The Pink Hydra has slain another Web titan. Although Brendan Eich is the ...
The Week's Most Fallacious, Vexatious, and Ostentatious Headlines THE NOBLE CAMPAIGN TO FIGHT (SPECIFIC FORMS OF) RACIAL STEREOTYPING Who would have thought that you could take ...
The Week's Most Wasteful, Disgraceful, and Distasteful Headlines DEATH OF A HOMO-HATING LION Westboro Baptist Church Pastor Fred “God Hates Fags” Phelps, perhaps ...
The Week’s Most Abominable, Improbable, and Unconscionable Headlines IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR AN ASPIRING RAPPER Although one can’t swing a baseball bat these ...
The Week’s Most Contentious, Pretentious, and Sententious Headlines INTERSECTIONAL SQUABBLING AT THE OSCARS This year’s Academy Awards ceremony"cohosted by Ellen ...
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