The Week’s Most Diddy-Humping, Bum-Trumping, and Biden-Bumping Headlines THE DECLINE OF THE WEST Black white supremacist rapper Kanye West (also known as “Ye,” soon to be known as “Inpatient #88”) has caused controversy with his new singles “Nigga Heil Hitler” and “WW3,” both released on VE Day to mark eighty years since the sad defeat of Adolf Hitler in his noble campaign against the arrayed forces of International Jewry. Kanye has previously accused America’s Jews of abusing their control of the global music industry by banning him from social media, stealing away ...
The Week’s Most Papal-Votey, $1,000-Notey, and Gonna-Need-a-Bigger-Boaty Headlines KARMELO: NEITHER CALM, NOR MELLOW The ongoing online fundraiser for accused black teenage knife-killer Karmelo ...
The Week’s Spermiest, Pink-Wormiest, and Clearly-Made-Up-Termiest Headlines PC LANGUAGE As we all know, it’s always better to flick the arm with an old banana: Artificial intelligence proves it. ...
The Week’s Most Nappy, Crappy, and Meals-That-Are-Happy Headlines PAMPERED INFANT Given that the age of criminal responsibility in the U.K. is 10 years old, shouldn’t it be ...
The Week’s Most Trolling, Strolling, and Boulder-Rolling Headlines EAGLE ROCKED L.A.’s Eagle Rock is situated between the filth of Downtown and the Armenians of Glendale. ...
The Week’s Most Calming, Embalming, and Sunday Palming Headlines NEXT TIME TRY PEPSI The Sentinelese are a pre-neolithic tribe of “negrito” cavemen who live on an island in ...
The Week’s Most Quisling, Sizzling, and April Drizzling Headlines BEAN BED Sometimes the German isn’t the monster. ICE detained a German tourist for sixteen days when he ...
The Week’s Most Drooling, Cooling, and April Fooling Headlines CONSTIPATION CAMP Last week saw a Chicago-to-India flight that was forced to abort because the toilets became ...
The Week’s Most Boxing, Doxing, and Equinoxing Headlines JET BROWN There’s an old joke about a white man who’s flying from an impoverished African nation. On the plane with ...
The Week’s Most Archy, Starchy, and Ides of Marchy Headlines DOG POUNDED Last week was a complicated one for blacks and dogs. First to Pittsburg. No, not Pittsburgh. That’s ...
The Week’s Most Gladdening, Saddening, and March Maddening Headlines GLADYS KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD The 2006 Night of the Living Dead remake features a creepy mortician ...
The Week’s Most Handy, Sandy, and Ramadandy Headlines WE ARE THE CHURLED The devastating L.A. fires that raged from Malibu to the Hollywood Hills affected hundreds of the ...
The Week’s Most Mirthing, Girthing, and Presidential-Birthing Headlines HUSTLERAS The 2019 movie Hustlers told the real-life story of a multiracial group of scheming strippers ...
The Week’s Most Narrowing, Harrowing, and Cupid-Arrowing Headlines HURTY GURDY It was the worst week for Sweden since that time the Muppet chef made ribbestek and nobody ever ...
The Week’s Most Larking, Barking, and Rosa Parking Headlines BUS BOYS As reported last week, L.A. Metro made all subway rides free during the course of the fire emergencies in ...
The Week’s Most Shaking, Baking, and Year-of-the-Snaking Headlines DOODLER DIDDLER Darrin Bell had it all...Pulitzer-winning Trump-hating black political cartoonist for the ...
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