The Week’s Most Vexing, Perplexing, and Witch-Hexing Headlines OCEANS SO WHITE Apparently, the field of oceanographic research has a diversity problem. If there’s a lack of black folks in oceanography, it’s probably for the same reason that there’s a lack of wicked witches in ...
The Week’s Gaudiest, Bawdiest, and Voter-Fraudiest Headlines BUD-BUD-BUD-BIDEN The bitter stench of Joe Biden’s duplicitous campaign is well-seasoned with curry. Turns out while every leftist media hack and his retarded cousin were harping on the tired and largely baseless “Russian bots help ...
The Week’s Most Blazing, Crazing, and Hair-Raising Headlines “WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?” Some people are really slow to take a hint. After a thousand years of pogroms, forced expulsions, and a Holocaust, the Jews of Europe are finally packing up and moving on. According to a recently ...
The Week’s Most Thunderous, Plunderous, and Blunderous Headlines RAPPER KARENS HIMSELF In Mexico, it’s quite common for members of the drug cartels to either sing songs about their crimes, or commission professional musicians to write and record songs about their crimes. Those ditties, called ...
The Week’s Most Inharmonic, Histrionic, and Cacophonic Headlines JEWISH SOAP OPERA Arguably, somewhere in the world there might exist a worse human being than Sacha Baron Cohen...but it’s doubtful. This is a guy who’s made millions of dollars by pushing his free-speech rights to the limit ...
The Week’s Most Eclectic, Anorectic, and Apoplectic Headlines THE STUNNING AND BRAVE STATELY HOMOS OF TWITTER Back when The Simpsons was still relevant (and funny), there was an episode in which the Springfield gay-pride parade marches past the Simpson home. Two of the marchers raise their fists ...
The Week’s Most Cloying, Annoying, and Soul-Destroying Headlines BEELZEBUB HONORS RBG If you were a fiction writer trying to come up with a name for a diabolically evil female character, you couldn’t do better than “Satana Deberry.” Indeed, such a name might be attacked by critics as too ...
The Week’s Sassiest, Brassiest, and Gassiest Headlines ALYSSA “DEFUND THE POLICE” MILANO CALLS 911 ON SQUIRREL-SHOOTING DOMESTIC TERRORIST Formerly sexy actress Alyssa Milano is best known for her groundbreaking 1988 workout video “Teen Steam” that features people of different races ...
The Week’s Most Glamorous, Clamorous, and Amorous Headlines SPORTS FANS BOO OPPOSING TEAM, WHITE SUPREMACY GETS BLAMED If there are two categories in which black people outperform nearly everyone else on the planet, those would be sporting events and crime. This is why it should come as no ...
The Week’s Creepiest, Weepiest, and Sleepiest Headlines NEW TREND: DISTRICT ATTORNEYS WHO HATE THE LAW If, like us, you’ve been wondering why poor retarded blacks and rich entitled whites have been looting and raping and burning and smashing and punching and destroying things with impunity ...
