¡Viva Holy Matrimony!
People have a lot of hang-ups about marriage. People tell you how hard marriage is for them and to wait as long as possible before getting married. People marry many times. Some later in life, some not at all. But people ...
During the Tang dynasty, a golden age for poets, Empress Wu Chao forced every male dignitary who had an audience with her to wash his mouth with rose water and practice cunnilingus on her. Diplomats and courtiers had to do their best so that their requests were met, and even then it was not a guarantee, since Chinese politics have always been cunning ...
People have a lot of hang-ups about marriage. People tell you how hard marriage is for them and to wait as long as possible before getting married. People marry many times. Some later in life, some not at all. But people ...
Though it's medically possible to work oneself to death"especially among the Japanese"I know more people who are digging their own graves by not working at all. Day after day, more and more people around me seem to be turning ...
On Tuesday, French iconoclast Dominique Venner blew his head off inside the Cathedral of Notre Dame to protest gay marriage. Venner is a hero who fought in the Algerian War as a teenager and ransacked the French Communist Party's office ...
The biggest misconception about so-called "assholes" is that they"re total assholes. I know a lot of them and though they don"t suffer fools gladly, they will defend to the death your right to be foolish. Maybe that's ...
Commencement speeches often give great advice on how to succeed, whom to befriend, and whom to love, but they never focus on the importance of hatred. I believe that choosing whom you will never speak to again can be as helpful as ...
I walked into a bar yesterday and my neighbor was in tears. Her marriage is over and her husband is leaving her. "It just wasn"t working," she told me while melting in her chair. "So?" I responded. This couple has a ...
When I was 13 I was looking at an old Penthouse out behind school and Dale Aiken said, "This is nothing. When you"re married, you get to see your wife's tits anytime you want." This seemed too good to be true. Twenty-eight ...
I’ve seen too many friends and acquaintances leap into “lightning marriages”—I am borrowing from the Italian phrase matrimoni lampo—as well as all the horrifying high-profile Hollywood cases such as Kim Kardashian’s recent ...
Dear Delphi, I broke up with my daughter’s mother over a year ago, but I have been over to her place a few times and have slept with her. I love my current girlfriend very much and I have mostly stayed away from my ex, but my ex has ...
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