Madrid, Spain

The Climatic Hangover

(The article in its original Spanish immediately follows.) Madrid recovers, copa a copa, after weeks of the Climate Summit. I’ve never seen her so thirsty! The catastrophic mood of the announced earthly apocalypse is diluted like sugar in the punch of Christmas joy. Ladies wear fur coats again, ...

Placido Domingo

The Castrated Tenor

(The article in its original Spanish immediately follows.) Is it political correctness, or the revenge of a jealous Scientology intending to transform Placido Domingo into a castrato? What an aberration! “In five minutes they wanted to destroy sixty years of career,” said the tenor to the ...

The Galactic Daiquiri

(The article in its original Spanish immediately follows.) Meteorites are sugar bombs. An investigation by an international team led by Yoshihiro Furukawa, from Tohoku University, shows that inside they contain a series of sugars that may have contributed to the origin of life on Earth. Ex forti ...

Barcelona, Spain

The Catalan Passion

Can a region proclaim its independence when it does not have a majority in favor? It is a perverse game based on lies and illusions, which destroys a society and has serious consequences. Sweet Catalonia is the most bourgeois autonomy of Spain. Also the one that, due to romanticism, has had the ...

Vanity Fake

“You look like Van Gogh. Why don’t you cut off an ear?” With such cruelty I stopped the verbal diarrhea of a painter who was complaining, incapable of swimming with sharks in formalin. I admit my responsibility in having created a fake monster; now he is dedicated to painting sunflowers, ...

Deposition by Daniele da Volterra

Il Braghettone in UNESCO

UNESCO headquarters in Paris are offended by the nudes, and so they have been forced to cover up with a thong. Either the prick has become a disturbance or an iconoclastic Taliban has crept in its direction. The result is doubly grotesque because the censored exhibition takes place in the sensual ...