Scandinavian Airlines

There’s No Such Thing As Scandinavian Airlines

If you’re Scandinavian—or, more properly, if you consider yourself to be Scandinavian—then Scandinavian Airlines has made it their duty to inform you that you don’t exist. Last Tuesday, in what was essentially a slap to the 21 million faces that inhabit Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, the air carrier foisted a nearly three-minute ad on the public called “What is truly Scandinavian?” Their answer was “nothing,” and it was delivered with genocidal iciness. Here is the commercial’s text in its entirety: What is truly Scandinavian? Absolutely nothing. Nada. Niente. There’s no ...

The Human Impulse to Dehumanize

British TV personality Katie Hopkins was born with a very unfortunate nose. Her proboscis is roughly the size of a toucan's beak. Blonde-haired and with sparkling blue eyes, the ...

Hype’s Premier Task

Political correctness. The dreariest, most depressing and dismal words in the English language, almost as depraved as the word "€œhype."€ The apostles of P.C. claim to teach ...

I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams

I am perhaps unique among modern Americans in the sense that I find so-called "€œhate groups"€ to be tremendously amusing rather than appalling. Flailing about uncowed and ...

Lech Walesa

Lech Walesa’s Polish Sausage Fest

Lech Walesa, the burly and walrus-faced former union organizer and president of Poland, inflamed the world of flaming homosexuals and their enablers with comments he made Friday ...

Will Smith and Stockard Channing in Six Degrees of Separation

Guess Who’s Coming to Lunch

In John Guare's play Six Degrees of Separation, a young black con man traduces his way into a white, rich, liberal family's midst by posing as Sidney Poitier's son, who had just ...

The Stench of Civility

In January when a smirking schizoid goony loon who claimed no political affiliation sprayed hot lead on an Arizona crowd—killing six and injuring fourteen—the barking dogs of ...

Andy Dalton

Will America Tolerate a Redheaded Quarterback?

With the NFL draft approaching this Thursday, an unidentified pro football executive recently asked a reporter whether Rose Bowl-winning quarterback Andy Dalton's cheese ...

Reverend Fred Phelps

The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags

Based on their entertainment value alone, I believe that the Phelps family of Topeka's Westboro Baptist Church deserves First Amendment protection. For entirely different reasons, ...

The Hate Speech Inquisition

There isn’t a shred of evidence that deranged Tucson massacre suspect Jared Loughner ever listened to talk radio or cared about illegal immigration. Indeed, after 300 ...


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