How Liberals Pay Off Their Bimbos

I have it on the authority of New York Times guest editorialist Norm Eisen that Trump's 34 felony convictions concern "profoundly serious" crimes. But one point I'm still not clear on is how Trump was supposed to describe his payments to Stormy Daniels. That is, after all, the heart of the case: Trump committed felonies by recording the payment to Daniels -- made through his lawyer Michael Cohen -- as a "legal expense," thus creating a "false business record." How was he supposed to describe it? -- "Nuisance fee"? -- "Extortion payment"? -- "Cost of doing business for a celebrity"? -- ...

Central Park, New York

Free to Try Stuff

Politicians have big plans for us. President Joe Biden repeatedly says, "I have a plan for that." "I alone can fix it," shouted President Donald Trump. But most of life, and ...

Beirut, Lebanon

Look to the Lebanon

There is, apparently, a saying in the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs to the effect that anyone who says that he understands the Lebanon does not understand the Lebanon. I am ...

Hidden Hand Job

You know who probably got more tail than anyone in history? The first dude who was able to predict a solar eclipse. Think about it. “Today I shall blot the sun from the sky! If ...

Treading Water With Bimbos and Bilkers

This week, I present the parable of the bimbo Kansan. Bambi Bimbo leaves her Midwestern homestead to come to Hollywood. With her tight ass, toned tummy, pert breasts, and button ...

Giving Away the Gender-Bending Ending

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 53 years on this earth, it’s to never interrupt a good mania. Because you can’t. Manias simply have to play themselves out. In ...

Ignoring Reality, Courting Irrelevance

As a youth, I was privileged to personally observe Willis Carto in his prime. For those too young to remember, Carto was the QAnon/Alex Jones of the pre-internet era. His ...

Doom and Groomer

“Hey, conservatives: I present to you a no-lose issue with broad-based appeal. Schools are teaching that biological sex doesn’t exist, ‘women’ are a social construct, and ...

Leftist Can-Do vs. Rightist Voodoo

Don’t Loughner me, bro. Remember Jared Loughner? He’s the nutbag who shot Congresswoman Gabby Giffords and killed (among others) a federal judge and a small child. Loughner ...

El Paso, TX

My Nation-Unifying Impeachment Solution

Senate Republicans should offer to convict Donald Trump in return for Democrats agreeing to fund the wall. Trump is not going to run again anyway. In four years, he will be as ...

Impeachment Week: It’s OK to be Bored; Not OK to be White

It's weeks like this that make me wish I had a job and didn't have to stay home watching TV. With the impeachment nonsense dragging into its 56th month, I have some random ...

Canadian Poutine

Canada’s 150th From A to Zed

Canada turns 150 this weekend, which is weird because it's only 37. The left is trying to make this aboot "€œa celebration of indigenous genocide"€ because they"€™re party ...

Better Left Unsaid

Future historians, if there are any, will look on our epoch as one of bad temper. The ease with which people are provoked to the expression of outrage suggests that it has a very ...

10 Real Resolutions for White Guys

MTV News just released a remarkably patronizing New Year's guide entitled "€œ2017 Resolutions for White Guys,"€ and boy, are us white guys angry. It's a video with white beta ...


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